So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32085. | Abhilash (abhiiiiter) | 48.05 | 96% | 2022-07-06 |
| 32086. | Arif (arifwcksna) | 48.05 | 94% | 2021-09-06 |
| 32087. | Jakeman90210 (jakeman90210) | 48.04 | 92% | 2013-09-13 |
| 32088. | Sam (trombonerz) | 48.04 | 95% | 2022-12-07 |
| 32089. | Johann (sniperflip) | 48.04 | — | 2009-06-25 |
| 32090. | Ankit (ankit447) | 48.04 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 32091. | vuong (vuongtoan) | 48.04 | — | 2010-06-24 |
| 32092. | SYAM (syameswar) | 48.03 | 94% | 2023-02-17 |
| 32093. | sharingan22 (sharingan22) | 48.03 | 96.6% | 2021-02-20 |
| 32094. | Davit (dyeghiaz) | 48.03 | 92% | 2011-05-06 |
| 32095. | sarbjeet (sarbjeet) | 48.03 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 32096. | kuromi (istrying) | 48.02 | 94.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| 32097. | Kiều My (tamarindc) | 48.02 | 97% | 2014-08-10 |
| 32098. | Rosh Hashana (roshhashana) | 48.02 | 88% | 2015-05-20 |
| 32099. | Mehul (mehulparmar459@gmail... | 48.02 | 93% | 2013-04-14 |
| 32100. | Anshu (shahianshu) | 48.02 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
| 32101. | Matthias (matthias_typeslow) | 48.01 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 32102. | snowboy273 (snowboy273) | 48.01 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 32103. | Vera (veraaaaah) | 48.01 | — | 2008-11-28 |
| 32104. | sanita (szanne) | 48.01 | 99% | 2019-05-23 |
| 32105. | Priya (renjith) | 48.01 | — | 2008-12-13 |
| 32106. | omesh (panditaomesh) | 48.01 | 95% | 2012-07-19 |
| 32107. | knoppix (ninopereira) | 48.01 | 97% | 2016-05-04 |
| 32108. | 夢２１ (android11) | 48.01 | 94% | 2013-04-09 |
| 32109. | azken (ahmfekerz) | 47.99 | 85% | 2016-08-31 |
| 32110. | steno va? (rahulsl) | 47.98 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 32111. | Kiba (kibarado) | 47.98 | 95% | 2017-12-08 |
| 32112. | erfan (erfan561) | 47.98 | 95% | 2022-06-05 |
| 32113. | mahdi (mahdiosus) | 47.98 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 32114. | phearom (blck) | 47.98 | — | 2011-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |