As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7498. | B (archnaea) | 89.69 | 97.3% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7499. | Fatality! (anuragrwt) | 89.68 | 98% | 2022-11-05 |
| 7500. | flying_tiger (flyingtiger7000) | 89.68 | 99% | 2024-12-30 |
| 7501. | Cheese (you_like_cheese_dog) | 89.68 | 99% | 2021-05-21 |
| 7502. | Rae (raedog) | 89.68 | 94% | 2016-03-14 |
| 7503. | shanranran (shanranran) | 89.68 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 7504. | Matthew (therealmachach) | 89.67 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 7505. | shovelface88 (shovelface) | 89.67 | 98% | 2016-09-12 |
| 7506. | Said (surrenderordie) | 89.67 | 97% | 2022-06-22 |
| 7507. | Boris (xivid2) | 89.67 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 7508. | cobrobdob (rocketjuice) | 89.66 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 7509. | Amogus (trajojo) | 89.66 | 97.9% | 2025-03-04 |
| 7510. | Sconez (sconez) | 89.65 | 93% | 2016-10-06 |
| 7511. | amazinglySlow (d_reamer) | 89.65 | 97.4% | 2025-04-02 |
| 7512. | farzan (farzanhges) | 89.65 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 7513. | Shimmering (shimmeringdroplet) | 89.65 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 7514. | Anton (pandapythoner) | 89.64 | 98.6% | 2023-11-03 |
| 7515. | zeon (zeon000) | 89.64 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 7516. | Marc (marcmalha) | 89.62 | 99% | 2024-01-23 |
| 7517. | HyperioN (hyperion1138) | 89.62 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
| 7518. | Jake (jakefromiowa) | 89.62 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
| 7519. | m4ge123 (m4ge123) | 89.62 | 94% | 2016-01-13 |
| 7520. | Rick (ricknpc) | 89.61 | 95% | 2016-10-04 |
| 7521. | angel (angelllfoo) | 89.61 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 7522. | Christian (chrixsi) | 89.61 | 98% | 2022-10-30 |
| 7523. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 89.61 | 97% | 2022-05-31 |
| 7524. | Nyfo (nyfouno) | 89.60 | 99% | 2023-06-12 |
| 7525. | buhaN (buhan1337) | 89.60 | 98.2% | 2023-09-17 |
| 7526. | Kevin (lugardo) | 89.60 | 98% | 2019-04-18 |
| 7527. | Raz (lotanraz) | 89.60 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |