I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1604. | rob (costanzajpg) | 119.32 | 97% | 2017-08-25 |
| 1605. | Andy (sheva370) | 119.31 | 100% | 2019-05-01 |
| 1606. | Jonathan (gamegrunt) | 119.31 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 1607. | Raphael (razmataz99) | 119.31 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 1608. | bullet (ricethegrain) | 119.31 | 97% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1609. | Baron (awkungen) | 119.31 | 99% | 2019-11-14 |
| 1610. | HUMMERZ5 (hummerz5) | 119.31 | 93% | 2015-10-22 |
| 1611. | Adam (adamjason804) | 119.30 | 99% | 2022-02-16 |
| 1612. | Jamie (jamiegre) | 119.28 | 99% | 2022-06-23 |
| 1613. | Aaron (cohensz) | 119.28 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 1614. | Leia (s_leia) | 119.27 | 98% | 2022-05-01 |
| 1615. | Dirk (hobarey) | 119.25 | 99% | 2018-11-02 |
| 1616. | Jason (buckbuck5646) | 119.23 | 98% | 2025-07-23 |
| 1617. | Bitbat (bitbat) | 119.21 | 98% | 2023-09-19 |
| 1618. | eric (supercire) | 119.20 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 1619. | L (xice) | 119.18 | 98% | 2018-05-27 |
| 1620. | pear_in_prayer (panama_) | 119.15 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 1621. | Noam (pleeze) | 119.08 | 99% | 2024-10-19 |
| 1622. | Gustas (gustukas) | 119.08 | 94% | 2017-04-09 |
| 1623. | Mark (colemakmark) | 119.07 | 100% | 2021-03-28 |
| 1624. | Mizune (mizune) | 119.06 | 97% | 2015-05-07 |
| 1625. | Nextinka (nextinka) | 119.04 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 1626. | Jeremy (jeremytx91) | 119.03 | 95% | 2017-03-20 |
| 1627. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 119.02 | 98.7% | 2023-11-16 |
| 1628. | Christopher (phogue) | 118.98 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 1629. | Pacific Monk (pacificmonk) | 118.98 | 99% | 2024-06-10 |
| 1630. | the (thababy) | 118.97 | 99.5% | 2023-12-01 |
| 1631. | Lorenzo (halliwell_manor) | 118.95 | 98.2% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1632. | nikhil (forceablebean6) | 118.94 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 1633. | chan (blackstarnova) | 118.92 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |