As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21792. | Judd (ohcleverpseudonym) | 56.71 | 90% | 2015-07-09 |
| 21793. | Matthew (matte_black) | 56.71 | 93% | 2019-09-10 |
| 21794. | mejdi (mejdi14) | 56.71 | 96.8% | 2024-12-02 |
| 21795. | Steve (stephen_speed) | 56.70 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 21796. | Zaid (zaidnashihamin) | 56.70 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 21797. | Hailey (bobthetem) | 56.70 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 21798. | LaPatatas (mp_fourthreeone) | 56.70 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 21799. | R. (yeetertheskeeter) | 56.70 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 21800. | Boing42 (boing42) | 56.70 | 95% | 2021-06-29 |
| 21801. | Parker (romadhan) | 56.70 | 96% | 2018-09-13 |
| 21802. | Jackie (dashjbitz) | 56.69 | 93% | 2015-05-24 |
| 21803. | Emil (zelciux) | 56.69 | 84% | 2017-05-14 |
| 21804. | Rohan (darklyspaced) | 56.69 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 21805. | sus99hant (sus99hant) | 56.69 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 21806. | Macsmasher (macsmasher) | 56.69 | 96% | 2015-04-08 |
| 21807. | Bobby (duckstep43) | 56.69 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| 21808. | pamm991 (pamm991) | 56.68 | 96.8% | 2023-11-02 |
| 21809. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 56.68 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 21810. | Raditya (raditya98) | 56.68 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| 21811. | Sourav (sourav_malo) | 56.68 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 21812. | lilinfang (hk_l) | 56.68 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 21813. | GERALD (hackerxxx0021) | 56.68 | 90% | 2015-08-13 |
| 21814. | Abdelrahman (ashalaby) | 56.67 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 21815. | issac (tanthanhkaka) | 56.67 | 98% | 2021-11-26 |
| 21816. | Shakir (rikahs) | 56.67 | 96.4% | 2021-02-20 |
| 21817. | Nithin (nithin_noob) | 56.66 | 96% | 2022-07-08 |
| 21818. | hossameldien (hossam23177) | 56.66 | 95% | 2022-12-02 |
| 21819. | Odo (odo_bean) | 56.65 | 93.9% | 2023-10-10 |
| 21820. | ober (beginracing) | 56.65 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 21821. | wang (wangtest1) | 56.65 | 95% | 2019-05-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |