Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4330. | dongb (brnrdo) | 53.90 | 96% | 2018-08-30 |
| 4331. | Paul (paulm_drive) | 53.88 | 98% | 2017-12-22 |
| 4332. | Nils (chewhaz) | 53.88 | 96% | 2017-10-17 |
| 4333. | Saurav (saurav555) | 53.83 | 94% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4334. | Ahmed (deadmoonsoldier) | 53.82 | 95% | 2021-08-03 |
| 4335. | Mr.Sholes (sholes) | 53.81 | 93% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4336. | Devashish (d3va) | 53.80 | 97% | 2019-02-22 |
| 4337. | Ivan RIFYAN (ivan_love_ulan) | 53.78 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 4338. | Alonso (igoalonso) | 53.78 | 95% | 2019-12-31 |
| 4339. | dead (bob_mcbobberbob) | 53.78 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 4340. | Azhar (azharbhat) | 53.73 | 95% | 2021-07-25 |
| 4341. | nik (nikos12) | 53.72 | 97% | 2017-12-13 |
| 4342. | Rajan (purebrahman) | 53.72 | 95% | 2019-12-01 |
| 4343. | Oum (oumronanheata) | 53.72 | 93% | 2019-06-17 |
| 4344. | Shahboz (shahboz) | 53.70 | 92% | 2018-11-26 |
| 4345. | xd (palmate) | 53.65 | 94% | 2020-01-22 |
| 4346. | pallamraju (pallamraju.bodd... | 53.63 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 4347. | Linus (whiteninja713) | 53.62 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4348. | Andy (wah_wah_wah) | 53.57 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| 4349. | damian (damianjnc) | 53.56 | 96% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4350. | v (vyiscute) | 53.55 | 95% | 2019-08-02 |
| 4351. | ricky (rickysingh) | 53.54 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 4352. | Toms (x0mee) | 53.54 | 94% | 2018-09-14 |
| 4353. | Hugh Janus (chrispoulos) | 53.51 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 4354. | Argalit (argalit) | 53.47 | 98% | 2019-05-16 |
| 4355. | Stas (tracersm) | 53.46 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 4356. | genesis (grimmer) | 53.41 | 95% | 2018-04-20 |
| 4357. | OREO (reocraft) | 53.38 | 92% | 2019-11-10 |
| 4358. | Tyger (tiger_eye7429) | 53.36 | 93% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4359. | Prem (premgd) | 53.32 | 94% | 2018-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |