Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9743. | Jackie (jdeboer120) | 86.57 | 97% | 2015-02-18 |
| 9744. | jake (ragman) | 86.57 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 9745. | Cristhian (crbonilha) | 86.57 | 98% | 2014-09-12 |
| 9746. | Adrian (afbslacker) | 86.57 | 93% | 2013-01-13 |
| 9747. | Asfaloth (gstlarjpalra) | 86.56 | 98% | 2023-04-19 |
| 9748. | no (peterfishy) | 86.56 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 9749. | Mom (mahm) | 86.56 | 94% | 2017-04-11 |
| 9750. | George (gpa138) | 86.56 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 9751. | Smol (smol_potot) | 86.56 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 9752. | asşlkegjaşslkrejg (nervana) | 86.55 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 9753. | Enzo (crazie) | 86.55 | 95% | 2014-09-22 |
| 9754. | Betty (shamuu) | 86.55 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 9755. | michelle (mchu) | 86.54 | 89% | 2013-04-14 |
| 9756. | ARLU (frank87) | 86.54 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 9757. | Joshua Robert (feelstiredman) | 86.54 | 99% | 2020-12-22 |
| 9758. | Dylan (impsy) | 86.54 | 89% | 2012-10-04 |
| 9759. | Natalie (paintingflowers) | 86.53 | — | 2010-06-03 |
| 9760. | nema (nemar5133) | 86.53 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9761. | Aether (aetherbane) | 86.52 | 96.7% | 2023-10-23 |
| 9762. | Layton (lillation06) | 86.52 | 97% | 2012-01-30 |
| 9763. | Aaron (bentonam) | 86.52 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
| 9764. | ocodile (ocodile) | 86.52 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 9765. | Danske (danske21) | 86.51 | 97% | 2022-04-24 |
| 9766. | C (ccc123) | 86.51 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 9767. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 86.51 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| 9768. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 86.51 | 98% | 2018-03-27 |
| 9769. | Alan (itsonlyalan) | 86.51 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 9770. | shawty (pogchampion1969) | 86.50 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 9771. | Jared (eaggz_nutz) | 86.50 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 9772. | Raichoo@illidan (pikadahutt) | 86.50 | 90% | 2013-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |