And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20899. | Banana (banmanan) | 77.75 | 98% | 2019-08-06 |
| 20900. | Milos (losmi) | 77.75 | 96% | 2013-10-30 |
| 20901. | Ivandro Ismael (ivandrofly) | 77.75 | 98% | 2019-08-25 |
| 20902. | Bojan (nerull7) | 77.75 | 95% | 2015-02-24 |
| 20903. | JH (hou32hou) | 77.75 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 20904. | Andy (wah_wah_wah) | 77.75 | 98.3% | 2023-09-21 |
| 20905. | sintyaku (sintyaku) | 77.74 | 95% | 2013-12-02 |
| 20906. | Osani (osan1) | 77.74 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 20907. | Robin (nastysnatch) | 77.74 | 97% | 2018-04-14 |
| 20908. | Rustam (rustam687) | 77.74 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 20909. | FattyBadger (fattybadger) | 77.74 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 20910. | Sonya (jands625) | 77.74 | 98% | 2015-11-30 |
| 20911. | Yasser (yasserhma) | 77.74 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 20912. | Ho (dangxuanaa) | 77.74 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 20913. | randomdancemoves (human) | 77.74 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 20914. | Ewa (ouifumertue) | 77.74 | 96% | 2015-09-05 |
| 20915. | Doyle (fireflies7) | 77.73 | 93% | 2014-08-08 |
| 20916. | honey (honeyking87) | 77.73 | — | 2009-12-22 |
| 20917. | Yoshi (justayoshi) | 77.73 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 20918. | jveee (jv223) | 77.73 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 20919. | pipez (pipez) | 77.73 | — | 2010-11-25 |
| 20920. | Trinity (totlovespeace) | 77.73 | 98% | 2018-12-30 |
| 20921. | Natalie (paintingflowers) | 77.73 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 20922. | Thanh (d_t_nguyen) | 77.72 | 93% | 2015-09-20 |
| 20923. | Jeon (idnyhn) | 77.72 | 96% | 2018-04-26 |
| 20924. | Tom (thomaspereira94) | 77.72 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 20925. | sc5 (smart_coder5) | 77.71 | 98.1% | 2023-05-18 |
| 20926. | Zuhair (zishraq) | 77.71 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 20927. | 1asdf (posijab) | 77.71 | 98.1% | 2023-10-06 |
| 20928. | daksh (daksh_2106) | 77.71 | 97% | 2023-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |