As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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3440. | Danny (flowburst) | 103.99 | 99% | 2023-01-16 |
3441. | Scan (scherzo) | 103.98 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
3442. | Cryp_ted (crypted06) | 103.98 | 99% | 2022-03-07 |
3443. | Michelle (michelleness) | 103.98 | 98% | 2017-08-19 |
3444. | Frames (jjlinden) | 103.98 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
3445. | Newly (newly) | 103.98 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
3446. | Stephen (generalsteve) | 103.97 | 99% | 2021-10-07 |
3447. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 103.97 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
3448. | Clint (clint_kun) | 103.96 | 98% | 2024-09-24 |
3449. | Hyrum (anom4001) | 103.95 | 98.6% | 2024-02-08 |
3450. | Wave (waveclipping) | 103.95 | 97% | 2022-02-19 |
3451. | Wesley (wesbot) | 103.95 | 97% | 2024-04-20 |
3452. | Thady (thady) | 103.93 | 99% | 2018-03-31 |
3453. | Kenny (10chos) | 103.93 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
3454. | Cosmic (aji3) | 103.93 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
3455. | Quark (quarky) | 103.93 | 93% | 2015-07-17 |
3456. | Vlenix (vlenix) | 103.92 | 99% | 2023-02-04 |
3457. | Pabst (pabst) | 103.92 | 91% | 2016-12-29 |
3458. | RIP my friend (reckfulsosexy) | 103.91 | 95% | 2016-02-13 |
3459. | Cxlt (fujimaaa) | 103.91 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
3460. | Asan 🚗 (asan29) | 103.91 | 99% | 2021-06-10 |
3461. | Neil (nelichte) | 103.91 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
3462. | Jisoo (guersam) | 103.90 | 97% | 2017-01-05 |
3463. | Bobby (redsnake06) | 103.89 | 98% | 2021-05-20 |
3464. | jsung (jsung888) | 103.88 | 99% | 2024-07-15 |
3465. | Cynthia (tsukihimeko) | 103.87 | 98% | 2016-12-06 |
3466. | Vive (vivethemodder) | 103.86 | 95% | 2024-05-21 |
3467. | rakki123 (rakki123) | 103.86 | 97.8% | 2023-10-19 |
3468. | name (anson001) | 103.86 | 98% | 2022-09-22 |
3469. | earwax (earwax) | 103.86 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |