So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25262. | Vic (opposite) | 60.33 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 25263. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 60.33 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 25264. | AuSa (put_your_head_on_my_s... | 60.32 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 25265. | Moises (moised241) | 60.32 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 25266. | Beezzyy (beezzyy) | 60.32 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 25267. | Mike (mike1835) | 60.32 | 96% | 2020-10-10 |
| 25268. | Rajat (argentum_1807) | 60.32 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 25269. | soda (sodafortwo) | 60.32 | 96% | 2017-06-15 |
| 25270. | Raquel (pinya) | 60.32 | 92% | 2013-06-18 |
| 25271. | Frank (funkyfc) | 60.32 | 96% | 2016-05-24 |
| 25272. | gianluca (javano) | 60.32 | — | 2009-01-22 |
| 25273. | Andrew (jakemasterbabeh) | 60.32 | 92% | 2015-06-28 |
| 25274. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 60.32 | 92% | 2016-10-25 |
| 25275. | John (flyingmangoose) | 60.31 | 96% | 2019-03-08 |
| 25276. | Goyna (demon__rage__) | 60.31 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 25277. | Harry (goldensporkle) | 60.31 | 88% | 2017-05-17 |
| 25278. | Gabriel (pabl0sanch3z) | 60.30 | 95% | 2023-05-24 |
| 25279. | Nicholas (useername) | 60.30 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 25280. | ryu107 (ryu107) | 60.30 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 25281. | Evan (jcm800) | 60.30 | 95% | 2020-08-13 |
| 25282. | Rene (wishicouldtype) | 60.30 | 86% | 2013-06-04 |
| 25283. | Ruben (choobs88) | 60.30 | 96% | 2014-02-27 |
| 25284. | pr (ruzv) | 60.30 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25285. | glyserr (glyserr) | 60.30 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 25286. | waseem ahmad bhat (waseemraja) | 60.30 | 96% | 2018-02-05 |
| 25287. | lakum (rohit_123) | 60.30 | 99% | 2019-08-06 |
| 25288. | greg (kaizon) | 60.30 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 25289. | Das (dastony1311) | 60.30 | 91% | 2016-10-03 |
| 25290. | Sonny (sweav14) | 60.29 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 25291. | Dann (danndilion) | 60.29 | 96% | 2019-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |