Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2925. | Edwin (edweezy) | 114.19 | 99% | 2019-04-26 |
| 2926. | Apaul_2 (apaul_2) | 114.19 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 2927. | LB (man_onatree) | 114.19 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 2928. | HersheyK (hirzik) | 114.18 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 2929. | LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... | 114.18 | 99% | 2020-07-03 |
| 2930. | McQueen (cecosensei) | 114.17 | 98.2% | 2024-11-12 |
| 2931. | N4T (taneel) | 114.17 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| 2932. | Cuna (cuna_) | 114.17 | 95% | 2020-11-18 |
| 2933. | Peter (beamofsun) | 114.15 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2934. | CLINT (jonnyclint) | 114.13 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 2935. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 114.13 | 100% | 2021-04-02 |
| 2936. | BORN_LOSER (someone_who_nee... | 114.13 | 99% | 2023-07-04 |
| 2937. | Dave (mathwizurd) | 114.11 | 97% | 2021-05-05 |
| 2938. | penrose (penrosecat) | 114.11 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 2939. | wurlue (wurlue) | 114.10 | 97% | 2024-09-21 |
| 2940. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 114.09 | 97.6% | 2023-11-04 |
| 2941. | Kevin (p_wumpkin) | 114.08 | 99% | 2023-07-19 |
| 2942. | too weak too slow (ryli) | 114.08 | 98% | 2022-09-21 |
| 2943. | (lwycsrc) | 114.03 | 99% | 2020-07-03 |
| 2944. | semibot (rektless) | 114.02 | 99% | 2024-07-17 |
| 2945. | Jarrod (jklouw) | 114.02 | 99.5% | 2024-03-26 |
| 2946. | cody (ocdy1001) | 114.02 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 2947. | Freddie (freddiebettie) | 114.01 | 100% | 2022-02-04 |
| 2948. | Andrews (godspeeedd) | 114.01 | 98% | 2025-06-29 |
| 2949. | Michael (hit2u) | 114.01 | 98% | 2021-05-23 |
| 2950. | Stefan (fortress_king) | 114.00 | 100% | 2023-02-19 |
| 2951. | Square (squareslice) | 114.00 | 97% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2952. | Laurits (lauritsr) | 114.00 | 100% | 2024-04-22 |
| 2953. | JaeCreamy (gatelotzombie) | 113.98 | 98% | 2025-07-03 |
| 2954. | Miguel (miguelqd) | 113.98 | 96.8% | 2023-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |