Quit complaining! This way I don't have to waste money on morphine! Well Smithers, you were right, he was not dead. I guess I owe you a Coke after all. And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophony of collagenous cogs and camshifts, take that!
—from The Simpsons, a other by Matt Groening
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2013. | cheatwheat (cheatwheat) | 84.62 | 97% | 2017-10-04 |
| 2014. | ChlamydiaHaver (sarcasmx) | 84.60 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 2015. | Quibz (white_fire) | 84.59 | 97% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2016. | Slow Slow Slow Slow (dukka_) | 84.57 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 2017. | JO (nadegut) | 84.57 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 2018. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 84.55 | 98% | 2018-01-11 |
| 2019. | Jocho Muaguadabo (alezander... | 84.55 | 97% | 2019-02-06 |
| 2020. | c8a0a697 (c8a0a697) | 84.54 | 97% | 2019-05-05 |
| 2021. | Piotr (yahoo358) | 84.54 | 97% | 2018-11-12 |
| 2022. | Daniel (zdaniel02_) | 84.53 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2023. | Bjorn (bjornbaboon) | 84.53 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 2024. | Jay (borbio) | 84.52 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2025. | Ulshilth (ulshilth) | 84.52 | 100% | 2020-08-23 |
| 2026. | Solomon (yeahyea10) | 84.52 | 97% | 2019-10-29 |
| 2027. | Pidguit (pidguit) | 84.51 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| 2028. | Harrison (harrisooo) | 84.49 | 95% | 2020-12-13 |
| 2029. | Brian (oxydox) | 84.48 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 2030. | Michao (michao) | 84.48 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2031. | Daniel (glazeddonut1) | 84.48 | 97% | 2019-02-11 |
| 2032. | Quench (quench) | 84.47 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 2033. | Pieter (mechdrone) | 84.45 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 2034. | Alex (eggstreme) | 84.45 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 2035. | julie (beachglass82) | 84.44 | 99% | 2017-10-07 |
| 2036. | Tommy (tommy567295) | 84.43 | 98% | 2018-03-19 |
| 2037. | wqrpst (wqrp) | 84.42 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
| 2038. | Hag (hagproperty) | 84.42 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2039. | Ryan (riceisgoodman) | 84.41 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 2040. | WatchedDog (watcheddog) | 84.40 | 96% | 2020-10-23 |
| 2041. | Billy (billymark10) | 84.39 | 99% | 2019-11-12 |
| 2042. | ogkatumus (ogkatumus) | 84.39 | 98% | 2020-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 10,400 | 74.61 | June 26, 2017 |
| The Simpsons | 31 | 63.72 | January 29, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 26 | 84.67 | October 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 72.93 | June 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |