As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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20747. | Karol (niu_colemak) | 58.47 | 96% | 2019-08-10 |
20748. | TJ (tpark4466) | 58.47 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
20749. | Player (player_gamemode1) | 58.47 | 96% | 2022-04-02 |
20750. | Tim (ohzson) | 58.47 | 89% | 2016-03-02 |
20751. | ^VEG^ (veg6) | 58.45 | 99% | 2019-05-09 |
20752. | Dominic (unimog) | 58.45 | 95% | 2016-06-23 |
20753. | Michael (packerfan9912) | 58.44 | 96% | 2023-02-16 |
20754. | PJ (pjk519) | 58.44 | 95.6% | 2021-02-24 |
20755. | i_love_stasik (i_love_stasik) | 58.44 | 91% | 2016-10-01 |
20756. | hekima (ashery) | 58.43 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
20757. | manthan (manthan123) | 58.42 | 95% | 2023-03-06 |
20758. | Amin (aminkr) | 58.42 | 91% | 2015-12-20 |
20759. | Crazyfoxxy (crazyfoxxy) | 58.42 | 95% | 2015-05-26 |
20760. | Manuel (snobber) | 58.42 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
20761. | Kelli (psychpatient27) | 58.42 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
20762. | cool (cooldude0901) | 58.42 | 96.7% | 2021-02-02 |
20763. | Owner (owner404) | 58.41 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
20764. | Khalid (khalid_syfullah) | 58.41 | 94% | 2015-04-15 |
20765. | Underdog26 (underdog26) | 58.41 | 94% | 2023-07-09 |
20766. | infinite (infinite_wotah) | 58.41 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
20767. | Miika (hakkerijehu) | 58.41 | 94% | 2021-01-19 |
20768. | Timothy (ttphout) | 58.41 | 97% | 2016-04-13 |
20769. | Rick Firestone (rick_firest... | 58.40 | 99.5% | 2023-10-13 |
20770. | Joe (joe_scotto) | 58.39 | 98% | 2022-09-07 |
20771. | Sntx (sntx) | 58.39 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
20772. | Unkn0w3n (unkn0w3n) | 58.39 | 95.3% | 2021-02-19 |
20773. | Putra (hoodedproxy) | 58.39 | 95% | 2020-11-13 |
20774. | sloom (sloom_) | 58.39 | 93.4% | 2021-02-22 |
20775. | fatslag (fatslag) | 58.38 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
20776. | Ronit (ronit13) | 58.38 | 94% | 2016-03-30 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |