Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3849. | wakeupvarn (varnontyperacer) | 70.00 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 3850. | pop (f1shmann) | 69.99 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 3851. | Lord (lordaizen707) | 69.96 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 3852. | Farrukh (farrukh1) | 69.94 | 99% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3853. | Ming (mings7) | 69.94 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 3854. | Erik (eriklvalentin) | 69.93 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 3855. | eugene paul (itdrmts) | 69.92 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 3856. | Imme (immevdb) | 69.91 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3857. | Ian (cigaweed) | 69.91 | 94% | 2019-10-23 |
| 3858. | Chris (wsicks) | 69.91 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 3859. | Ivan (hurricane14) | 69.90 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3860. | Liquid (liquidlemon) | 69.89 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 3861. | youm (youm) | 69.89 | 97% | 2017-08-04 |
| 3862. | Ed (enormoused) | 69.88 | 98% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3863. | qwerty (qwerty_noob) | 69.88 | 96% | 2020-06-06 |
| 3864. | Jarel (jarel123) | 69.88 | 96% | 2019-02-01 |
| 3865. | Ted (smart_tedergy) | 69.87 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 3866. | jowett (jowettchng) | 69.87 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 3867. | Overpriced (overpriced) | 69.87 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 3868. | δTofumistΩ (tofumist) | 69.86 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3869. | Brian (brianthetypist) | 69.84 | 95% | 2017-08-26 |
| 3870. | Chris (chriscole21) | 69.81 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 3871. | Austin (goodrichinator) | 69.81 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 3872. | Elmer (elmerr) | 69.80 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3873. | Ben (blister99) | 69.80 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 3874. | Awalid (awalid) | 69.78 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3875. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 69.78 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3876. | Thomas (thomas70) | 69.77 | 99% | 2020-08-09 |
| 3877. | Jacob (critias26) | 69.76 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 3878. | AKGD (akgd) | 69.75 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |