I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5910. | J (itypesomewhatalot) | 97.92 | 98% | 2018-08-01 |
| 5911. | Will (williamharp) | 97.92 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 5912. | Korey (korizmo) | 97.92 | 98% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5913. | Matthew (yossarian_milo_22) | 97.91 | 96.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 5914. | The (thebest__) | 97.91 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 5915. | Purps (purplicity) | 97.91 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 5916. | Jarleper (carlden3) | 97.91 | 95% | 2017-02-02 |
| 5917. | jaxsyntax (jaxsyntax) | 97.90 | 97% | 2025-01-01 |
| 5918. | Jtogsetd (jtogse822) | 97.90 | 98.4% | 2025-01-22 |
| 5919. | Popescu (gioto) | 97.90 | 97.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5920. | Andrew (holocene_learning_d... | 97.90 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5921. | Camden (mypenguinbuddy) | 97.90 | 96% | 2018-03-10 |
| 5922. | Jared (infamousjj) | 97.89 | 98% | 2017-10-06 |
| 5923. | JomnoiZ (jomnoi) | 97.87 | 97.5% | 2024-07-23 |
| 5924. | HANNI PHAM (batashoe) | 97.87 | 99% | 2022-11-20 |
| 5925. | Pat (wareem) | 97.87 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 5926. | anubha (agoop) | 97.86 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 5927. | bub (eatoe) | 97.86 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 5928. | Overpriced (overpriced) | 97.86 | 98% | 2020-08-29 |
| 5929. | Shai (shaichon) | 97.85 | 98% | 2022-08-20 |
| 5930. | slothy (slothy_boi) | 97.85 | 98.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 5931. | Falco (falconil) | 97.84 | 99% | 2017-04-20 |
| 5932. | naveen (regretfulsalsa) | 97.84 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 5933. | Chad (chadkouse) | 97.83 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 5934. | Bento (bento420) | 97.83 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 5935. | Theodore (theo52) | 97.83 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5936. | JJJJJ (swaglord22) | 97.82 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 5937. | sobata416 (sobata416) | 97.82 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 5938. | yanthetanman (yanchung) | 97.82 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 5939. | Mate (smweb) | 97.82 | 97.7% | 2021-02-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |