As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1961. | (boredtyping) | 113.34 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 1962. | (joemamabacon) | 113.33 | 98% | 2021-01-13 |
| 1963. | (james1215) | 113.32 | 99% | 2017-02-09 |
| 1964. | Slowpokies (slowpokies) | 113.31 | 98% | 2016-11-08 |
| 1965. | ckla (cutscene1543) | 113.29 | 99% | 2023-03-10 |
| 1966. | (cartoonchess) | 113.28 | 97% | 2015-07-29 |
| 1967. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 113.28 | 97.3% | 2024-11-18 |
| 1968. | Felipe2003 (felipe2003) | 113.28 | 98.4% | 2025-02-28 |
| 1969. | Bhavitski (jaejunkwak) | 113.28 | 91% | 2016-03-22 |
| 1970. | Lance (lznce) | 113.27 | 97.7% | 2025-02-11 |
| 1971. | Will (kingofpie22) | 113.24 | 97% | 2025-04-08 |
| 1972. | (disiple009) | 113.24 | 99% | 2016-02-26 |
| 1973. | (pigeon0) | 113.23 | 99% | 2025-08-13 |
| 1974. | (abc_typer) | 113.23 | 97% | 2016-11-02 |
| 1975. | (bluedwarf7) | 113.21 | 99% | 2025-09-16 |
| 1976. | (supalava) | 113.20 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1977. | frank (frank112233344) | 113.19 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 1978. | (over_loadcode) | 113.19 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 1979. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 113.18 | 98% | 2025-09-16 |
| 1980. | o (nonquitonlaptop) | 113.18 | 98% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1981. | Mali (mutlumali) | 113.16 | 98.2% | 2024-12-28 |
| 1982. | (guster09) | 113.16 | 99% | 2016-03-30 |
| 1983. | Novas (novas_arcos) | 113.15 | 99% | 2025-10-24 |
| 1984. | yowhatsupitsmejacksonschlac... | 113.11 | 98% | 2025-04-07 |
| 1985. | (kmichels) | 113.11 | 98% | 2018-10-17 |
| 1986. | (trattpingvin) | 113.11 | 94% | 2016-10-03 |
| 1987. | (kris_z) | 113.10 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 1988. | Ed (raptorofli) | 113.10 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 1989. | (moarkenji) | 113.08 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
| 1990. | (angeberd) | 113.05 | 97% | 2025-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |