Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4874. | Robert (selbor) | 61.79 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4875. | Magnus (insanemag) | 61.79 | 96% | 2017-11-06 |
| 4876. | Nazrul (nazrul_) | 61.79 | 97% | 2018-01-18 |
| 4877. | Dark (darkacer) | 61.77 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 4878. | simon (simon21) | 61.77 | 96% | 2018-01-22 |
| 4879. | Only One (only_one_left) | 61.76 | 98% | 2019-12-19 |
| 4880. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 61.75 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 4881. | Nollikino (nollikino) | 61.72 | 96% | 2018-02-27 |
| 4882. | Allard (captainallard) | 61.70 | 96% | 2017-11-22 |
| 4883. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 61.70 | 97% | 2017-12-28 |
| 4884. | Khang (manhkhangvn) | 61.70 | 96% | 2017-10-24 |
| 4885. | neolynx (nyolight13) | 61.69 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4886. | Rajesh (raj10) | 61.64 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 4887. | Ernest (kevinkrish) | 61.64 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 4888. | Maze (mustela) | 61.63 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 4889. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 61.63 | 96% | 2019-01-17 |
| 4890. | Vinu (vinudominic) | 61.62 | 95% | 2018-04-19 |
| 4891. | Marc Max (osm_smiley) | 61.62 | 95% | 2019-03-18 |
| 4892. | veganbtw (plantpowered) | 61.61 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 4893. | No (noslurp) | 61.61 | 95% | 2020-02-09 |
| 4894. | Qontlo (owenlie) | 61.61 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 4895. | Huong (thanthusieu) | 61.61 | 96% | 2018-04-05 |
| 4896. | tstats[jpatrocinio5436] (jp... | 61.60 | 96% | 2018-08-24 |
| 4897. | Bastian (sebastianovoam) | 61.60 | 97% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4898. | Mark (mabbruscato) | 61.60 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4899. | Timothy (timothyqwerty) | 61.57 | 95% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4900. | Sajal (sajald77) | 61.56 | 96% | 2019-04-09 |
| 4901. | Mateusz (whyhellothere30) | 61.56 | 98% | 2018-03-30 |
| 4902. | Prosper (prosperhuang) | 61.56 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 4903. | Simon (siggyyo) | 61.56 | 96% | 2019-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |