I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3064. | Fast (ferealqq) | 73.59 | 96% | 2023-04-13 |
| 3065. | khairul (kairose) | 73.59 | 96% | 2023-08-06 |
| 3066. | Eugene (jemcik) | 73.58 | 98% | 2025-07-16 |
| 3067. | Grey (greyr42) | 73.56 | 96% | 2023-08-29 |
| 3068. | Sparky (sparky17) | 73.53 | 96% | 2023-07-17 |
| 3069. | Jack Hofferson (janhalt94) | 73.52 | 96% | 2024-10-31 |
| 3070. | Star (stareffendy) | 73.47 | 97% | 2023-04-26 |
| 3071. | alam (alamjael) | 73.47 | 97.2% | 2023-10-06 |
| 3072. | ccu (cuhlig) | 73.46 | 96.6% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3073. | Finma (finma) | 73.42 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 3074. | Sophie (sophie0407) | 73.40 | 95.7% | 2024-02-22 |
| 3075. | nate (usernamenate) | 73.38 | 99% | 2025-02-04 |
| 3076. | Gurta (gmaster31) | 73.37 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3077. | albertchris (albertchris) | 73.36 | 96.5% | 2024-07-06 |
| 3078. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 73.32 | 95.1% | 2024-01-18 |
| 3079. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (warrine... | 73.30 | 96.3% | 2024-09-05 |
| 3080. | oscar (oscarhinxdd) | 73.29 | 98.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3081. | Mike (gotouchgrass) | 73.28 | 95% | 2023-12-19 |
| 3082. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 73.27 | 97.9% | 2024-03-21 |
| 3083. | Z3r0 (z3r0_l0v3c8) | 73.25 | 95% | 2023-07-08 |
| 3084. | kasra (kasraclan) | 73.25 | 98% | 2025-02-26 |
| 3085. | jacopo (auggu) | 73.23 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 3086. | Nick (legnik) | 73.12 | 96.2% | 2023-08-30 |
| 3087. | jobaer (voidjdd) | 73.10 | 97.6% | 2024-08-10 |
| 3088. | Hristache Andrei (hristache... | 73.10 | 98% | 2024-02-20 |
| 3089. | Achintya (cubefreak777) | 73.10 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 3090. | artist (apg21092002) | 73.08 | 95.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 3091. | Flacer (rachesser) | 73.06 | 97% | 2023-09-21 |
| 3092. | dishonesty (d1shon3sty) | 73.04 | 98% | 2025-02-23 |
| 3093. | Viacheslav (krevetko) | 73.04 | 95.7% | 2024-03-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |