I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11685. | Patrick (deathtoclickies) | 82.58 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 11686. | Chan (pizzx) | 82.58 | 96% | 2025-03-27 |
| 11687. | Clorky (clorky) | 82.58 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 11688. | Lightning (nirajp) | 82.58 | 95% | 2016-11-11 |
| 11689. | A (duomon) | 82.57 | 96.5% | 2025-05-09 |
| 11690. | Fearless Jutt (lozer098) | 82.57 | 99% | 2022-05-02 |
| 11691. | Fastest (sucksucksuck) | 82.57 | 97% | 2017-09-22 |
| 11692. | :) (cateventype) | 82.57 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11693. | Max (dreclya) | 82.56 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 11694. | Eric (wkwonda) | 82.56 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 11695. | Kevin (whatsyourtype) | 82.56 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 11696. | Xander (xandejesus) | 82.56 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 11697. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 82.56 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 11698. | Fabietto (fabietto) | 82.56 | 94% | 2021-02-07 |
| 11699. | Guest (insi) | 82.56 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 11700. | Blafl (blafl) | 82.56 | 94% | 2016-07-04 |
| 11701. | Justin (der1) | 82.55 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 11702. | walnut (walnutbread) | 82.55 | 96% | 2023-03-20 |
| 11703. | jas (orjasm) | 82.55 | 98% | 2020-11-18 |
| 11704. | Mozammel (mozammel) | 82.55 | 97% | 2016-05-16 |
| 11705. | Garrett (guhmuhtruh) | 82.54 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 11706. | mo (stoney_freckles) | 82.54 | 98% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11707. | Percival (oftheroundtable) | 82.54 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 11708. | Phil (psmesrud) | 82.54 | 97% | 2016-02-28 |
| 11709. | Karen (laike) | 82.54 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 11710. | Muh. Habibi (agemagi) | 82.53 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 11711. | Sheaf (sheafshock) | 82.53 | 97% | 2020-07-05 |
| 11712. | Stephen (sgt5d123) | 82.53 | 94% | 2020-12-06 |
| 11713. | colin (mac_n_cheese_demarco) | 82.53 | 97% | 2017-05-08 |
| 11714. | Sapto (saptopriyono) | 82.52 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |