And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15598. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 86.63 | 97% | 2015-11-17 |
| 15599. | Nomi (noomoi) | 86.63 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 15600. | Vasco (inatsuz) | 86.63 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 15601. | Chad (chadkouse) | 86.62 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 15602. | Slow (nanashi159) | 86.62 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 15603. | Kenneth (furball728) | 86.62 | 94% | 2018-10-25 |
| 15604. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 86.62 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 15605. | jayson (cloud023) | 86.62 | 91% | 2012-01-22 |
| 15606. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 86.62 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 15607. | Rachel (rffree) | 86.61 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 15608. | Sebastien (hman45321) | 86.61 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 15609. | dan (fro44) | 86.61 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
| 15610. | George (mrgpalagin) | 86.61 | 99% | 2013-08-08 |
| 15611. | Super Succ (chriswang236) | 86.61 | 96% | 2016-10-14 |
| 15612. | jz (kokosha) | 86.60 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 15613. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 86.60 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 15614. | john (sharks445) | 86.59 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 15615. | Hoai (orgo) | 86.59 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 15616. | SweetHomeAlabama (amandreg) | 86.58 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 15617. | ARK (anandh2410) | 86.58 | 98% | 2015-06-12 |
| 15618. | Thi (rodingersmg) | 86.57 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 15619. | Hybiakj (hybiakj) | 86.57 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 15620. | Henrricos (henrricos) | 86.57 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 15621. | Leone (leoneviru) | 86.57 | 97% | 2012-04-01 |
| 15622. | CS (chaosstalker) | 86.57 | 93% | 2012-05-07 |
| 15623. | Gino (unclebreezy) | 86.56 | 95% | 2021-06-22 |
| 15624. | Bob (bobtyping) | 86.56 | 98.1% | 2021-02-07 |
| 15625. | Dang Hai (haidanghoang178) | 86.56 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 15626. | 마즈다퍼커 (shop98) | 86.56 | 97% | 2011-12-29 |
| 15627. | Tracie (toreishii) | 86.56 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |