Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 930. | Liam (backflip9) | 96.01 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
| 931. | Alex (eagles1106) | 95.98 | 98% | 2017-09-07 |
| 932. | Susan (pfpigs) | 95.97 | 98% | 2017-09-28 |
| 933. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 95.96 | 96% | 2019-06-06 |
| 934. | Armadyz (armadyz) | 95.94 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 935. | ＴＯＭＭＹ (taweesoft) | 95.94 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 936. | Ze (jiangzehua) | 95.94 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 937. | Gino (zkuld) | 95.93 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 938. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 95.92 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 939. | Cheol (cllcle) | 95.86 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 940. | Horst (feanor) | 95.86 | 98% | 2019-02-25 |
| 941. | Putu (boostedwrx) | 95.86 | 98% | 2018-04-09 |
| 942. | Katie (lasthour1) | 95.84 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 943. | Joey (nice__username) | 95.76 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 944. | Michael (pioverlord) | 95.74 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 945. | Yuki (yewksmaroo) | 95.74 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 946. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 95.69 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 947. | c (pliva152) | 95.65 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 948. | Austin (_8(|) (atrain742) | 95.64 | 98% | 2017-12-31 |
| 949. | Calamar (toadsmash) | 95.62 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 950. | Noel (twicetzuyu) | 95.60 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 951. | Alexei (mrzantrax) | 95.57 | 97% | 2019-12-06 |
| 952. | x (mxlxdx) | 95.56 | 97% | 2018-11-15 |
| 953. | Kaimetsu (kaimetsu) | 95.54 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 954. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 95.53 | 100% | 2019-12-22 |
| 955. | 🔪 🌸🔪 🌸🔪 🌸... | 95.52 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 956. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 95.49 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 957. | Grrhmm (grrhmm) | 95.47 | 99% | 2019-06-13 |
| 958. | Ted (macfan) | 95.46 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 959. | Arrogant (dkaocka) | 95.43 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |