I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5758. | Django (django_unchained) | 97.07 | 98% | 2016-06-29 |
| 5759. | Jeff (jeffaloblast) | 97.06 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 5760. | swagzter (slurpman) | 97.06 | 93% | 2016-07-18 |
| 5761. | Nightwing (nightwing2015) | 97.05 | 96% | 2015-07-05 |
| 5762. | Ryu (ryusong) | 97.05 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| 5763. | Olcay (kinataki) | 97.04 | 97% | 2024-02-06 |
| 5764. | joe (lerler246) | 97.04 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5765. | Michael (zenorityy) | 97.03 | 97% | 2025-02-01 |
| 5766. | Chris (lumms) | 97.03 | 97% | 2024-09-26 |
| 5767. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 97.03 | 96% | 2024-08-06 |
| 5768. | PremiumFurniture (premium_f... | 97.03 | 97.1% | 2025-02-06 |
| 5769. | ogtoast (ogtoast) | 97.03 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 5770. | Cheq (cheq) | 97.03 | 97% | 2016-07-17 |
| 5771. | Desi (desimunda) | 97.03 | 91% | 2016-05-09 |
| 5772. | hailee (imeanokiguess) | 97.02 | 99% | 2021-05-24 |
| 5773. | Sean (ziltiod94) | 97.02 | 95% | 2015-05-05 |
| 5774. | delay (delayy) | 97.00 | 97% | 2022-05-14 |
| 5775. | Robert (robnekaj) | 97.00 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 5776. | (wildlife) | 97.00 | 92% | 2015-09-01 |
| 5777. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 97.00 | 98% | 2016-11-28 |
| 5778. | Melot_Dvorak (melot_type) | 96.99 | 98% | 2015-10-04 |
| 5779. | Emma (badattyping981) | 96.98 | 98% | 2023-03-17 |
| 5780. | Odd (oddblob) | 96.97 | 98% | 2017-10-03 |
| 5781. | Memming (qwerty) (memming) | 96.97 | 97.6% | 2025-03-25 |
| 5782. | King Bygone (lil_bygone) | 96.96 | 98% | 2018-07-07 |
| 5783. | Brett (sonovthedawn) | 96.96 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 5784. | Dorian (dorianf100) | 96.96 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 5785. | Stop (stopcheating) | 96.96 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 5786. | Brandon (pokepowerturtle) | 96.95 | 98% | 2024-09-18 |
| 5787. | Nibit (nibit) | 96.95 | 99% | 2022-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |