The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5561. | Meg (megsm07) | 100.72 | — | 2008-11-07 |
| 5562. | pwnography (driven) | 100.72 | 98% | 2014-07-12 |
| 5563. | Sisi (sisi1028) | 100.72 | — | 2009-04-17 |
| 5564. | Jason (raydians) | 100.72 | 89% | 2011-09-17 |
| 5565. | victor (potatoloh228) | 100.72 | 92% | 2015-05-05 |
| 5566. | Kyle (kalmech) | 100.72 | 94% | 2015-06-13 |
| 5567. | S (codedeft) | 100.72 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 5568. | Nutter (nutterwithbutter) | 100.71 | 95% | 2016-07-11 |
| 5569. | Megan (mprice0004) | 100.71 | 98% | 2014-10-20 |
| 5570. | Jagger (jagswag28) | 100.70 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 5571. | T-Bird (spartakick) | 100.70 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 5572. | Alexandra (fallenleaf) | 100.70 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 5573. | bryan (bryans) | 100.70 | — | 2008-09-16 |
| 5574. | str4tos (str4tos) | 100.69 | 99% | 2023-04-02 |
| 5575. | nika (nika07) | 100.69 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 5576. | zu (unknown) | 100.69 | — | 2008-08-26 |
| 5577. | Jacob (ecrofkwah) | 100.68 | 99% | 2020-09-30 |
| 5578. | terry (terrythaibao) | 100.68 | 96% | 2012-11-14 |
| 5579. | Javier (dude_brah_man) | 100.68 | 95% | 2012-07-17 |
| 5580. | cimsunf (nhtai) | 100.68 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 5581. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 100.68 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 5582. | CP44 (cp44) | 100.68 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 5583. | Kumu (kumu) | 100.67 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 5584. | Anthony (anthonymunoz_) | 100.67 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 5585. | Melinda (adnilem) | 100.67 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 5586. | Cam (nnnoremac) | 100.67 | 98% | 2019-09-07 |
| 5587. | Alpha (calae) | 100.67 | 98% | 2018-06-10 |
| 5588. | Andre (smallchicken) | 100.67 | 99% | 2017-11-07 |
| 5589. | pp (pp183) | 100.66 | 99% | 2020-09-23 |
| 5590. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 100.66 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |