I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11317. | Few (fewhakko) | 82.48 | 97% | 2021-10-02 |
| 11318. | Jaan (jaan3) | 82.48 | 96.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 11319. | Theo (th3o) | 82.48 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 11320. | VIBE (sorry_for_winning) | 82.48 | 95% | 2019-09-29 |
| 11321. | Jeff (greane) | 82.48 | 92% | 2017-04-06 |
| 11322. | Konrad (chlupkaw) | 82.48 | 99% | 2018-01-02 |
| 11323. | K (strongballs) | 82.47 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 11324. | (0x0x0x) | 82.47 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 11325. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 82.47 | 99% | 2019-04-05 |
| 11326. | pacmansghost (pacmansghost) | 82.47 | 97% | 2019-08-04 |
| 11327. | Lukas (lukastyperacer) | 82.45 | 94.6% | 2025-01-26 |
| 11328. | niteshnoob (nitesh369) | 82.45 | 97.5% | 2024-03-08 |
| 11329. | rahmu (rahmu) | 82.45 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 11330. | GIMLY98 (gimly98) | 82.45 | 97% | 2019-01-31 |
| 11331. | Ceb (cebahoy) | 82.44 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 11332. | sirius (sirius86) | 82.44 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11333. | orangetotoro (orangetotoro) | 82.43 | 99% | 2024-10-20 |
| 11334. | Ethan (teamcelibacy12) | 82.43 | 97% | 2024-10-03 |
| 11335. | Serdulan (serludan) | 82.43 | 97.5% | 2025-03-03 |
| 11336. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 82.43 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 11337. | jacob (iljain) | 82.43 | 95% | 2022-03-28 |
| 11338. | Marcus (cytokinestorm) | 82.42 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 11339. | Trevor (sehguh) | 82.42 | 95.8% | 2024-06-10 |
| 11340. | clgq (clgq) | 82.42 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 11341. | ISAN (isanol) | 82.42 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 11342. | Vitali (vit_kuz) | 82.41 | 100% | 2022-07-12 |
| 11343. | Nikhil (nik9) | 82.41 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11344. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 82.41 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 11345. | Sondr (pngstr) | 82.41 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 11346. | Christopher Tran (christoph... | 82.40 | 98% | 2024-12-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |