I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2006. | sweetums (blush) | 114.49 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 2007. | Ryan (ryanssd) | 114.48 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 2008. | a (akagi) | 114.48 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 2009. | Serg (drgsus) | 114.47 | 99% | 2019-04-07 |
| 2010. | mitch (mitchsubishi) | 114.47 | 100% | 2017-11-01 |
| 2011. | ​ (daryl) | 114.45 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 2012. | Kiri (kirivon) | 114.45 | 97% | 2015-04-01 |
| 2013. | Huang.zy (amwzhenyu) | 114.44 | 100% | 2015-03-28 |
| 2014. | Frank (franko) | 114.44 | — | 2009-10-14 |
| 2015. | Ben (softaco) | 114.42 | 99% | 2020-04-03 |
| 2016. | Free (avia1) | 114.41 | 94% | 2016-06-17 |
| 2017. | Ed (ehew92) | 114.41 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 2018. | matt (drakkus) | 114.41 | 87% | 2015-12-29 |
| 2019. | V (vbtb) | 114.39 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 2020. | hz (nonquithenryzhou) | 114.39 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 2021. | Dan (birken) | 114.39 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 2022. | David (bigd4316) | 114.38 | 99% | 2013-11-19 |
| 2023. | J (thejcperson) | 114.38 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 2024. | КнещофгытутгьÑ... | 114.38 | 94% | 2014-07-06 |
| 2025. | appropriate nicknames pls (... | 114.37 | — | 2009-04-23 |
| 2026. | victor (swegboi) | 114.36 | 97% | 2019-10-05 |
| 2027. | 💀💀💀 (gospell) | 114.35 | 97.6% | 2023-10-15 |
| 2028. | Tyler (thiradell) | 114.35 | — | 2010-07-30 |
| 2029. | Kris (kriskringle) | 114.35 | 95% | 2013-01-13 |
| 2030. | Derek Hao (derekhh) | 114.34 | 94% | 2015-07-16 |
| 2031. | Kelvin Jay (kelvinjay) | 114.33 | 99% | 2016-09-01 |
| 2032. | Kevin (kevinisgay) | 114.33 | 99% | 2018-09-28 |
| 2033. | Duncan (dkbrk) | 114.32 | 100% | 2022-09-11 |
| 2034. | Nick (xcelerate2) | 114.32 | 98% | 2013-08-21 |
| 2035. | rapid (rapid) | 114.30 | — | 2009-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |