And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2573. | practice makes perfect (bis... | 123.93 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 2574. | Tane (husquin) | 123.92 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 2575. | G (hyperglide) | 123.91 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 2576. | GiftedOtter (giftedotter) | 123.90 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 2577. | JC (jc52236) | 123.90 | 95% | 2013-07-29 |
| 2578. | FASTHUH (fasthuh) | 123.89 | 98% | 2017-04-07 |
| 2579. | (anarchist69) | 123.88 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 2580. | huh (gryd) | 123.88 | 98% | 2022-06-26 |
| 2581. | Poop (poopdie) | 123.87 | 99% | 2021-02-19 |
| 2582. | hauwiee (paerody) | 123.86 | 97% | 2012-08-06 |
| 2583. | ikke (mecduval) | 123.86 | 98% | 2013-01-22 |
| 2584. | Elijah (uzumaki_kiba) | 123.85 | 95% | 2015-02-09 |
| 2585. | free (jubblies) | 123.84 | 97% | 2013-03-10 |
| 2586. | | ♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·... | 123.83 | 100% | 2016-10-23 |
| 2587. | Stef (stefinaustin) | 123.80 | 99% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2588. | ((: (yeeyeehehe) | 123.78 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 2589. | Gordownage (fuzzy8balls) | 123.77 | 100% | 2011-06-03 |
| 2590. | ANDY THE KING (worked) | 123.77 | 99% | 2012-02-25 |
| 2591. | Jacob (oracle) | 123.77 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 2592. | Scrubbyd (scdubby) | 123.76 | 99% | 2022-04-21 |
| 2593. | Kevin (lakosa) | 123.76 | 99% | 2018-02-18 |
| 2594. | TrueSl4yer (truesl4yer) | 123.75 | 99% | 2022-05-13 |
| 2595. | (chugjugwithyou) | 123.75 | 96% | 2022-04-07 |
| 2596. | Nate (nwhite21) | 123.74 | 97% | 2015-05-22 |
| 2597. | Zac (iorek13) | 123.74 | 97% | 2011-11-23 |
| 2598. | The cute girl likes pink (o... | 123.73 | 99% | 2021-11-16 |
| 2599. | Brockton (ztgstover) | 123.73 | 97% | 2023-07-13 |
| 2600. | adam (mradam) | 123.73 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
| 2601. | Josh (hammondjx) | 123.72 | — | 2009-07-15 |
| 2602. | gang (freetayk) | 123.72 | 99% | 2017-11-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |