I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18014. | Alikhan (alikhassen) | 68.64 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 18015. | Sahil (sahil_sa) | 68.64 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 18016. | Audrey (catholicguilt) | 68.64 | 96% | 2021-11-30 |
| 18017. | Hayden (haydenp16) | 68.64 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 18018. | Nick (alaskannick) | 68.63 | 93% | 2017-12-02 |
| 18019. | Nathan (idontsenathang) | 68.62 | 95% | 2020-04-21 |
| 18020. | vinniegbruh (vinniegbruh) | 68.62 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 18021. | ScholarGoblin (scholargoblin) | 68.62 | 97% | 2023-06-03 |
| 18022. | Yazan (yazan_al) | 68.62 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 18023. | Taariq (shadowsniper7) | 68.62 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 18024. | David (dchoboy) | 68.62 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| 18025. | david (jjun828) | 68.62 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 18026. | Mato (xholm) | 68.61 | 98% | 2023-05-16 |
| 18027. | Nrimanta (nwiziyanow) | 68.61 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 18028. | Ola (adetoro_o) | 68.61 | 96.6% | 2024-11-27 |
| 18029. | अनुराग.. (coolf... | 68.61 | 99% | 2017-06-10 |
| 18030. | Andreas Boulios (boulibouli) | 68.60 | 96% | 2023-06-22 |
| 18031. | Vasiliy (vassiliy) | 68.60 | 97% | 2025-02-26 |
| 18032. | William (willkosasih) | 68.60 | 98% | 2021-02-28 |
| 18033. | TurboDad (turbo_dad) | 68.60 | 95.6% | 2021-02-17 |
| 18034. | Seth (opiumonom) | 68.60 | 96% | 2017-08-14 |
| 18035. | Griffin Smith (gerundphrase) | 68.59 | 97% | 2023-05-12 |
| 18036. | slippedfinger (alpha_centauri) | 68.59 | 97% | 2021-10-12 |
| 18037. | Sewmina (warlock7) | 68.59 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 18038. | Slowest Noob (ayrin101) | 68.59 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
| 18039. | ༺⎛⎝𝔇𝔢𝔪𝔬... | 68.58 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 18040. | Abdulrahman karkalar (safi3... | 68.58 | 93.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 18041. | Giang (gianglaodai) | 68.58 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 18042. | anonymous (annnnonymous) | 68.58 | 99% | 2017-03-16 |
| 18043. | Quan (quan_lad) | 68.57 | 94% | 2022-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |