As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22243. | Not_in_their_name (deth_let... | 55.59 | 96% | 2022-10-25 |
| 22244. | matthew (nezuko) | 55.59 | 95% | 2022-09-12 |
| 22245. | ko (nakanidashite) | 55.59 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 22246. | P (pracs210) | 55.59 | 95% | 2021-02-18 |
| 22247. | Sasuke (sasuke0004) | 55.59 | 95% | 2019-09-18 |
| 22248. | Muzammil (muzammil2000) | 55.59 | 95% | 2016-08-08 |
| 22249. | Silent (silent_c1c4d4) | 55.58 | 95% | 2021-04-28 |
| 22250. | y (bzy107) | 55.58 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 22251. | Michael (magic_michael) | 55.58 | 96% | 2023-02-12 |
| 22252. | Deepjyoti (deepjyoti__dj7) | 55.58 | 93% | 2020-10-26 |
| 22253. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 55.58 | 97% | 2020-08-22 |
| 22254. | faebdc (faebdc) | 55.58 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
| 22255. | マット (mat_rusty) | 55.58 | 93% | 2018-01-27 |
| 22256. | mat O (mat_o) | 55.57 | 98% | 2023-05-31 |
| 22257. | Maxamad amiin (aqoonraadiye71) | 55.57 | 96% | 2022-12-31 |
| 22258. | Thomas (raedis) | 55.57 | 95% | 2020-11-10 |
| 22259. | Not (notkaru) | 55.56 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 22260. | Andrew (andrewsim) | 55.56 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 22261. | Kaitou (theniusofg) | 55.56 | 98% | 2021-02-20 |
| 22262. | dat (datdude45678) | 55.56 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 22263. | Sarah (shetzah) | 55.56 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 22264. | howtoleg (howtoleg) | 55.56 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 22265. | Dicky (dickykpd) | 55.56 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
| 22266. | Seth (opiumonom) | 55.56 | 94% | 2017-07-20 |
| 22267. | P (ohayosioh) | 55.56 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| 22268. | PingingCarrot16 (pingingcar... | 55.55 | 95% | 2021-08-24 |
| 22269. | Phuchit (ripzery) | 55.55 | 95% | 2017-02-22 |
| 22270. | Isaac (slowpokeilluminate) | 55.54 | 96% | 2020-10-16 |
| 22271. | Alex (alexpalti) | 55.54 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 22272. | Phill (oldmanmarns) | 55.54 | 96% | 2016-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |