Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3691. | pro typer wannabe (matrionix) | 65.93 | 93% | 2018-08-28 |
| 3692. | yo (tensoon) | 65.90 | 95% | 2018-09-26 |
| 3693. | Ali (katali119) | 65.90 | 99% | 2018-05-07 |
| 3694. | mhee (hangzoon) | 65.90 | 96% | 2018-01-23 |
| 3695. | Brian (the_bc) | 65.89 | 96% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3696. | adend (grand_wizard) | 65.88 | 95% | 2018-10-08 |
| 3697. | yixuan (ixuan) | 65.87 | 96% | 2021-07-24 |
| 3698. | peter (peterfan) | 65.86 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 3699. | K (lightfalls) | 65.85 | 98% | 2018-06-20 |
| 3700. | nut (nuttastic) | 65.85 | 97% | 2020-07-27 |
| 3701. | nilb (nilb) | 65.85 | 98% | 2021-08-16 |
| 3702. | Palqa (palqar) | 65.85 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 3703. | Hazen (hazen91) | 65.83 | 97% | 2019-09-23 |
| 3704. | Filip (hummelur) | 65.82 | 98% | 2020-07-19 |
| 3705. | tstats[orkork] (orkork) | 65.81 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3706. | Karthik (kaykay512) | 65.81 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 3707. | Taufik (opik11o22o12) | 65.80 | 98% | 2019-03-02 |
| 3708. | Jason (tophbeifong123) | 65.79 | 94% | 2019-08-16 |
| 3709. | Chris (chris07) | 65.78 | 96% | 2018-09-23 |
| 3710. | Ayush (ayush97554) | 65.78 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3711. | Raffael (tschuebi) | 65.76 | 96% | 2020-11-20 |
| 3712. | Ash (panharithsun76) | 65.76 | 95% | 2018-11-22 |
| 3713. | Alex (manithan) | 65.75 | 96% | 2019-07-05 |
| 3714. | Tina (archetype90) | 65.74 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 3715. | Benschi (benschi98) | 65.74 | 94% | 2019-01-04 |
| 3716. | Nikita (azeko) | 65.72 | 97% | 2018-02-18 |
| 3717. | Oathy (oathy) | 65.72 | 96% | 2018-10-27 |
| 3718. | Simon (donracer) | 65.71 | 95% | 2018-04-05 |
| 3719. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 65.71 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 3720. | DubSun (dubsun) | 65.71 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |