So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17237. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 72.84 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 17238. | Wayne (spollox) | 72.84 | 94% | 2012-09-24 |
| 17239. | Ketamine (ketamine) | 72.84 | 92% | 2012-09-18 |
| 17240. | Neilio (lagwagone) | 72.84 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 17241. | gost (akasyh) | 72.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 17242. | Lorenzo (amberqq) | 72.83 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 17243. | honeybug (honeybugson) | 72.83 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 17244. | Neil (thunderchickeng) | 72.83 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17245. | Reaper (reaper_123) | 72.83 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 17246. | Snowy (rainysnow) | 72.83 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 17247. | Pietro (pierin) | 72.83 | 96% | 2015-06-18 |
| 17248. | poo poo eater (300_wpm_avg) | 72.83 | 95% | 2020-04-25 |
| 17249. | Abdullah (abdullah1) | 72.83 | 95% | 2013-06-09 |
| 17250. | Marks (hawkey15) | 72.83 | — | 2011-04-21 |
| 17251. | Pie (pie4) | 72.83 | 92% | 2014-07-06 |
| 17252. | Товарищ (hamkor) | 72.82 | 96% | 2021-04-19 |
| 17253. | Arya (arya_max_) | 72.81 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 17254. | fastboi (ooofooo) | 72.81 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 17255. | Jarel (jarel123) | 72.81 | 97% | 2019-05-16 |
| 17256. | Sora (sora2669) | 72.80 | 99% | 2021-03-18 |
| 17257. | Taken (takenkills) | 72.80 | 94.8% | 2021-02-20 |
| 17258. | ตีนหรรษา (k... | 72.80 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
| 17259. | George (georgedmi) | 72.80 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 17260. | (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━... | 72.80 | — | 2010-11-29 |
| 17261. | Max (morex) | 72.80 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 17262. | Vishnu (vishnu6174) | 72.79 | 95.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 17263. | Aria (spaceface32) | 72.79 | 96% | 2021-03-20 |
| 17264. | Paramesh (hsemarap) | 72.79 | 97% | 2016-04-17 |
| 17265. | Ferat (gadreel) | 72.79 | 96% | 2016-08-01 |
| 17266. | Gregor (gysi) | 72.79 | 98% | 2014-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |