As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8925. | Meio (meio) | 86.21 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 8926. | YowMamaSoFat (miko21mariano) | 86.21 | 99% | 2023-09-09 |
| 8927. | Jackson (jacksondean) | 86.21 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 8928. | Eric (envyhope) | 86.21 | 97.1% | 2025-05-03 |
| 8929. | (strongly_typed_enigmak) | 86.20 | 98% | 2024-04-15 |
| 8930. | Ted (teagueted) | 86.20 | 97% | 2016-12-08 |
| 8931. | (bruhdooh) | 86.20 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 8932. | Walnert (walnert) | 86.19 | 97% | 2021-07-16 |
| 8933. | Joe (therunner09) | 86.19 | 92% | 2016-06-11 |
| 8934. | YW (tywee) | 86.19 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 8935. | Mystic (imysticz_) | 86.18 | 98% | 2017-06-05 |
| 8936. | WeuJAN (weujan) | 86.18 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 8937. | Logan (laucian) | 86.18 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 8938. | Nilacake (nilacake) | 86.18 | 96.8% | 2024-03-21 |
| 8939. | mayssa (mayssalovesu) | 86.18 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 8940. | Tyler (tylermcintyler) | 86.18 | 97% | 2016-04-21 |
| 8941. | joseph (goonercorweem) | 86.17 | 97% | 2025-03-20 |
| 8942. | Mark (piluncraeshgt) | 86.17 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 8943. | Ian (doughs) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 8944. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 86.17 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 8945. | pogman (poggersman420) | 86.17 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8946. | Varun (varun6) | 86.17 | 97% | 2020-03-20 |
| 8947. | Onur (onurrayner) | 86.17 | 98% | 2024-10-28 |
| 8948. | James (jamesarino) | 86.16 | 99% | 2019-02-13 |
| 8949. | gob126 (gob126) | 86.16 | 93% | 2016-01-05 |
| 8950. | dryan (dryannn) | 86.15 | 98.4% | 2024-02-06 |
| 8951. | Alan (erical77) | 86.15 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 8952. | Oof (fedoking) | 86.15 | 96.9% | 2023-11-10 |
| 8953. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 86.15 | 96.8% | 2024-10-20 |
| 8954. | Jam (meetbol) | 86.14 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |