The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17564. | Stas (stakowa25) | 75.52 | 95.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 17565. | Badz (badzerrorii) | 75.52 | 91% | 2012-03-31 |
| 17566. | Johan (johlun) | 75.52 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 17567. | Kevin (kevant_7) | 75.52 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 17568. | Paul (handel1) | 75.52 | 96% | 2013-05-18 |
| 17569. | asmo (asmodaiii) | 75.52 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 17570. | Destroyer (unstoppable1) | 75.51 | 96% | 2023-08-10 |
| 17571. | Robyne Tops (robyne_tops) | 75.51 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 17572. | Rose (thehashparticle) | 75.51 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 17573. | Verne (vverne) | 75.51 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 17574. | Eli (elijxh_) | 75.50 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 17575. | Alcal (alcal) | 75.50 | 99% | 2014-04-26 |
| 17576. | samurai (samurai0) | 75.50 | 95% | 2012-08-24 |
| 17577. | SHelley (birdlady) | 75.50 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 17578. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 75.50 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 17579. | Stas (tracersm) | 75.50 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 17580. | C (capivo) | 75.49 | 95% | 2018-01-14 |
| 17581. | OnOffSwitch (onoffswitch) | 75.49 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 17582. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 17583. | fsck (fsck) | 75.49 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 17584. | Mike (miym) | 75.49 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 17585. | piw (rafi12345) | 75.49 | 96% | 2014-08-20 |
| 17586. | Danielle (dvand707) | 75.49 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| 17587. | Thaisun (buklaoz) | 75.48 | 93% | 2013-06-04 |
| 17588. | Sam (sirius1982) | 75.48 | 99% | 2023-04-17 |
| 17589. | Perceval-_- (perceval) | 75.48 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 17590. | Manel (mrnuke) | 75.48 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 17591. | Cole (cole_denson) | 75.48 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 17592. | Silver (vuppi3) | 75.48 | 96% | 2015-02-01 |
| 17593. | Brandon (brxndoff) | 75.47 | 97% | 2019-03-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |