I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7165. | The Last Rocket (dirtysouth) | 93.15 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 7166. | TheZacher5645 (thezacher5645) | 93.14 | 96.6% | 2023-12-02 |
| 7167. | Sharif (sharif4747) | 93.14 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 7168. | charliewiyu3 (wiyu3) | 93.13 | 97% | 2023-08-22 |
| 7169. | ibayanto (antichronic) | 93.13 | 98.2% | 2024-03-21 |
| 7170. | Jusuf (kz99) | 93.13 | 99% | 2022-05-06 |
| 7171. | Pablo (pabloskimg) | 93.13 | 98% | 2016-05-04 |
| 7172. | Kronix (kronix6969) | 93.13 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 7173. | Aaron (aaronwei03) | 93.12 | 97.2% | 2025-02-12 |
| 7174. | Sakib (mahmud1) | 93.12 | 98% | 2024-12-16 |
| 7175. | bigdaddy (kaden_) | 93.11 | 98% | 2018-01-02 |
| 7176. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 93.11 | 97% | 2022-01-16 |
| 7177. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 93.11 | 97% | 2025-05-30 |
| 7178. | Mike (specialized) | 93.11 | 98% | 2020-05-26 |
| 7179. | nancher2nd (nancher) | 93.11 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 7180. | Lucy (crumpstrr33) | 93.11 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 7181. | bwian (brianschao) | 93.10 | 89% | 2015-05-21 |
| 7182. | k_otey (k_otey) | 93.10 | 97.8% | 2023-11-26 |
| 7183. | Josh (scojos) | 93.10 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 7184. | Kelvin (onodoro) | 93.10 | 94% | 2016-11-06 |
| 7185. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 93.09 | 97% | 2018-06-26 |
| 7186. | cool (crimes_) | 93.09 | 95% | 2022-05-04 |
| 7187. | Irene (shr1mp) | 93.09 | 99% | 2019-05-19 |
| 7188. | big (dingerlol) | 93.09 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 7189. | AJ (alquinso_) | 93.09 | 95.3% | 2025-04-01 |
| 7190. | fried fish (seventh77) | 93.09 | 97% | 2016-11-07 |
| 7191. | (bribe) | 93.08 | 96% | 2020-05-25 |
| 7192. | Anderson (men_men_men) | 93.08 | 96% | 2024-06-11 |
| 7193. | Phil (joot) | 93.08 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 7194. | Noah (nowla) | 93.08 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |