The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26478. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 61.82 | 93.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 26479. | Wigfrid (wigfrid) | 61.82 | 97% | 2021-02-06 |
| 26480. | Ping (pinglam101) | 61.82 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 26481. | brbrb (brbrb) | 61.82 | 99% | 2019-08-13 |
| 26482. | montse (lunitainthesky) | 61.82 | 94% | 2013-04-20 |
| 26483. | Jan (johny7897) | 61.82 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 26484. | kk (kkrustic) | 61.82 | 94% | 2013-08-01 |
| 26485. | Hoa (hoanequin) | 61.81 | 90% | 2011-06-05 |
| 26486. | Lu. (luchvk) | 61.81 | 98% | 2017-06-21 |
| 26487. | lala (2eazzy) | 61.81 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 26488. | Lata (lata) | 61.81 | — | 2009-01-16 |
| 26489. | Jeff (jeffreyl) | 61.81 | — | 2009-05-05 |
| 26490. | Deepak (dshu284) | 61.81 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 26491. | Osso (wazeos) | 61.80 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 26492. | Anahi (unique_corn) | 61.80 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 26493. | Erol (amaranth) | 61.80 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 26494. | throwaway (throwaway123456) | 61.79 | 95% | 2023-08-06 |
| 26495. | 7alabsa (one_plus_one_equal... | 61.79 | 94% | 2023-01-23 |
| 26496. | ilias (iliasnik21) | 61.79 | 92% | 2021-03-31 |
| 26497. | Solar (kngrichard) | 61.79 | 96% | 2016-09-23 |
| 26498. | Rui (raiyik) | 61.78 | 94% | 2021-11-09 |
| 26499. | Sp (racer_23) | 61.78 | 96% | 2022-07-21 |
| 26500. | Kei (keikeicat) | 61.78 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 26501. | Ritik (beast2402) | 61.78 | 95% | 2021-12-31 |
| 26502. | Ben (bojimicle) | 61.78 | 95% | 2021-01-28 |
| 26503. | Kveldulv (kveldulv) | 61.78 | 96% | 2018-09-16 |
| 26504. | ali (alishabani) | 61.78 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 26505. | H (begbie) | 61.78 | 88% | 2013-09-27 |
| 26506. | Youfu (zhangyoufu) | 61.78 | 94% | 2014-04-15 |
| 26507. | lisa (little_bee) | 61.78 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |