And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25884. | Dan (timewarrior) | 69.73 | 95% | 2016-04-14 |
| 25885. | SimranJeet (simranjeet723) | 69.73 | 91% | 2017-05-06 |
| 25886. | Kyu Ri (oneday_2am) | 69.73 | — | 2010-09-30 |
| 25887. | Joe (joemama17) | 69.73 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 25888. | Andrew (rolex95) | 69.73 | 93% | 2016-08-04 |
| 25889. | Aleph (badmrfrostii) | 69.72 | 91% | 2012-12-03 |
| 25890. | ObiJuaan (obijuaan) | 69.72 | 95% | 2021-12-17 |
| 25891. | Tahj (mathpunsaresin) | 69.72 | 99% | 2021-04-23 |
| 25892. | KONATAonPC (konataonpc) | 69.72 | 94% | 2016-12-08 |
| 25893. | Temo (thedoctrpenguin) | 69.72 | 94% | 2018-03-30 |
| 25894. | Nungkha (nungkha) | 69.72 | 99% | 2023-03-06 |
| 25895. | Mohammad (mhmmdkholani) | 69.72 | 97.4% | 2023-06-21 |
| 25896. | 🥤☕Topre☕🥤 (granol... | 69.71 | 93% | 2014-12-28 |
| 25897. | Cheah (bilem) | 69.71 | 94% | 2011-10-31 |
| 25898. | henry (heart_breaker_boy14) | 69.71 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 25899. | Balgow (balgow) | 69.71 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 25900. | Robert (robson3000) | 69.70 | 97% | 2020-05-08 |
| 25901. | jose (asmking) | 69.70 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 25902. | Ash (mastorash) | 69.70 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 25903. | Phu (soda1510) | 69.70 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 25904. | AJ (aayushjoshi) | 69.70 | 95% | 2022-01-29 |
| 25905. | 1GuyLykDat (one_guy_lyk_dat) | 69.70 | 98% | 2022-06-24 |
| 25906. | Rozz (iamrozz) | 69.70 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 25907. | Eddy (frostyshart) | 69.70 | 96% | 2021-05-06 |
| 25908. | Eatran (mxl102130067) | 69.70 | 97.5% | 2023-09-20 |
| 25909. | Rick (rick_sirio) | 69.70 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| 25910. | Shrot (shrotk) | 69.70 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 25911. | Amr (amr_ka) | 69.69 | 96% | 2023-07-01 |
| 25912. | Ivan (vanks) | 69.69 | 99% | 2014-12-12 |
| 25913. | Josh (jojolee36) | 69.69 | 96% | 2018-10-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |