I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11956. | WhatOnWhat (what_on_what1) | 80.92 | 98.4% | 2024-03-04 |
| 11957. | Caity ✨ (caity_g) | 80.92 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 11958. | Mohit (mohitisgreat) | 80.92 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 11959. | Not Miku (kanachii) | 80.91 | 97% | 2024-08-22 |
| 11960. | Matrix (ss005) | 80.91 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 11961. | (luclukiluc) | 80.91 | 98% | 2021-12-16 |
| 11962. | sweaty fingers (kumis) | 80.91 | 94% | 2019-09-26 |
| 11963. | Antonia (tons_types) | 80.90 | 98% | 2025-05-16 |
| 11964. | Hector (hg088) | 80.90 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 11965. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 80.90 | 96.7% | 2024-04-30 |
| 11966. | Jcutty (jcutty) | 80.90 | 98% | 2023-05-22 |
| 11967. | Lakshay (lakshay882) | 80.90 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
| 11968. | Alistair (futuresenator) | 80.90 | 97% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11969. | byrtolet (byrtolet) | 80.90 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 11970. | Derek (yellow_man) | 80.90 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11971. | Cassie (cassienae) | 80.90 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 11972. | Jacob (dingle_dude) | 80.89 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 11973. | Aayush (pandaayush) | 80.89 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 11974. | omni (omniext) | 80.89 | 95.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11975. | rraei (rraei) | 80.89 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 11976. | Matt (kirito3141) | 80.88 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 11977. | RC (rc69) | 80.88 | 97% | 2022-01-13 |
| 11978. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 80.88 | 94% | 2022-04-24 |
| 11979. | Khassan (kheldebek) | 80.88 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 11980. | Almog (almog12497) | 80.88 | 94% | 2019-02-03 |
| 11981. | Chimney (chimneywastaken) | 80.87 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 11982. | Ho C (andrewchc) | 80.87 | 97% | 2024-04-30 |
| 11983. | Oxey (oxey_was_taken_smh) | 80.87 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 11984. | Jomari (jomari258) | 80.87 | 97% | 2019-09-29 |
| 11985. | Csabi (csabaradi) | 80.87 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |