The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12905. | chipmunk (tonyboi) | 83.75 | 96% | 2021-12-19 |
| 12906. | Kura (kuraaaa) | 83.75 | 97% | 2021-06-03 |
| 12907. | Shawn (terroar) | 83.75 | 94% | 2016-03-08 |
| 12908. | !RiA! (soddinghostile) | 83.75 | — | 2010-10-13 |
| 12909. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 83.75 | 93% | 2017-01-27 |
| 12910. | Ben (benolson8) | 83.74 | 89% | 2013-12-15 |
| 12911. | Nana Kwame (papa_elbee) | 83.74 | 93% | 2021-06-02 |
| 12912. | Skaiski (skaiski) | 83.74 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 12913. | Paul (soonersfan6) | 83.74 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 12914. | Jack (deripiunt) | 83.73 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 12915. | Minh Kiet (buimonkey) | 83.73 | 97% | 2018-04-07 |
| 12916. | Richard (richard_king) | 83.73 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12917. | Average (vuzid) | 83.73 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12918. | Daniel (omnomnominous) | 83.73 | 96% | 2012-10-30 |
| 12919. | T (sds5432) | 83.73 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 12920. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 83.73 | 96% | 2015-02-26 |
| 12921. | py (pytech) | 83.72 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 12922. | Rem (remroid66) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 12923. | Roy (orangjibai) | 83.72 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 12924. | trappedmonkey (trappedmonkey) | 83.72 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 12925. | peck&hunt (louieah) | 83.72 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
| 12926. | Steven (mianosm) | 83.72 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 12927. | Omngineer (omnibro) | 83.72 | 99% | 2019-06-18 |
| 12928. | cats (proceed) | 83.72 | 96% | 2017-09-26 |
| 12929. | Kristi (llamasrule) | 83.72 | 91% | 2011-12-22 |
| 12930. | Ryan (_rdm_) | 83.71 | — | 2009-12-18 |
| 12931. | Flamin_ (flamin_) | 83.71 | 99% | 2018-04-25 |
| 12932. | Chris (splixerr) | 83.71 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 12933. | L (ynajd) | 83.71 | 98% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12934. | j (swaggingpickle) | 83.71 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |