I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6667. | dileepthoutam (dileepthoutam) | 99.41 | 99% | 2022-11-05 |
| 6668. | SkyKatsura (skykatsura) | 99.41 | 98.2% | 2023-11-10 |
| 6669. | Andres (lobosolitario) | 99.40 | 99% | 2025-04-29 |
| 6670. | Luan (luan0763) | 99.39 | 100% | 2017-06-12 |
| 6671. | Bleh (entropian) | 99.39 | 100% | 2019-03-01 |
| 6672. | Golden (golden99) | 99.38 | 99% | 2023-03-18 |
| 6673. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 99.38 | 99% | 2021-06-06 |
| 6674. | Michael (ezykielue) | 99.37 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 6675. | Snader (mrsander) | 99.36 | 96.4% | 2023-05-24 |
| 6676. | Pedraam (pedraam) | 99.36 | 99% | 2017-04-20 |
| 6677. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 99.36 | 98.8% | 2025-01-06 |
| 6678. | Flipper (flipperpt) | 99.35 | 98% | 2022-02-11 |
| 6679. | Tibbies (tibbies) | 99.35 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 6680. | gt2 (killawhale425) | 99.35 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
| 6681. | Chandler (blurreh) | 99.35 | 97% | 2018-10-04 |
| 6682. | Julie (jxlieh) | 99.34 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 6683. | Indian (omkar28) | 99.33 | 98% | 2025-07-11 |
| 6684. | Evan (__evab__) | 99.33 | 98.2% | 2024-06-25 |
| 6685. | Tim (tigothy) | 99.33 | 98% | 2020-10-14 |
| 6686. | Arctixel (gongshang) | 99.33 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 6687. | terrantula (terrantula) | 99.32 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 6688. | trout cooker (perpetuallytr... | 99.32 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 6689. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 99.32 | 99% | 2018-03-24 |
| 6690. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 99.31 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 6691. | chipy (chipysmile) | 99.31 | 95% | 2017-04-28 |
| 6692. | simonator (realsimonator) | 99.30 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 6693. | Eric (ericbound) | 99.29 | 99% | 2020-08-08 |
| 6694. | Kristen (kristenpoops) | 99.29 | 97% | 2021-08-30 |
| 6695. | Florian (flox04) | 99.29 | 98.2% | 2021-02-22 |
| 6696. | Imp (hehexdlmaoxgodx) | 99.29 | 96% | 2019-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |