I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18403. | younes (telomerase) | 62.18 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
| 18404. | Dipu Kumar (the_marvello_op) | 62.18 | 94% | 2022-06-02 |
| 18405. | tstats[ck2k2] (ck2k2) | 62.18 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 18406. | Suker (suker_911) | 62.17 | 96% | 2023-07-22 |
| 18407. | David (speedy_car) | 62.17 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18408. | supremesteph (supremesteph) | 62.17 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 18409. | ss (ssiq) | 62.16 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 18410. | Taj (taj_smith) | 62.16 | 97% | 2022-05-02 |
| 18411. | effan (effan) | 62.16 | 94% | 2021-10-03 |
| 18412. | Somil (ferm) | 62.16 | 95% | 2017-02-14 |
| 18413. | Eric (airicc) | 62.15 | 95% | 2022-01-28 |
| 18414. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 62.15 | 98% | 2018-10-01 |
| 18415. | Harvey (precisiongoat) | 62.14 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 18416. | kev (kevinnabdunahi_) | 62.14 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 18417. | Choong Hyun (chlee) | 62.14 | 95% | 2021-11-16 |
| 18418. | cornpops (lewstherim) | 62.14 | 96% | 2017-08-11 |
| 18419. | Theerapat (beill007) | 62.13 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 18420. | Bigeye (bigeye1010) | 62.13 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 18421. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 62.13 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
| 18422. | Mi (a_m_i_n_e) | 62.13 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 18423. | Emanuel (supranatural70) | 62.13 | 96% | 2019-09-16 |
| 18424. | Domas (little1snipez) | 62.13 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 18425. | Nicky (nickyflash) | 62.12 | 93% | 2019-01-08 |
| 18426. | អញ​ អាអ៊ុáž... | 62.11 | 95% | 2025-04-27 |
| 18427. | root@localhost (loadaverage) | 62.11 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 18428. | Cristian (ghostbuster92) | 62.11 | 91% | 2017-05-08 |
| 18429. | Shoujo (shoujo) | 62.10 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
| 18430. | Jak (jjakk) | 62.10 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 18431. | Whale (christaphara) | 62.09 | 96% | 2023-06-20 |
| 18432. | be4r (be4r_) | 62.09 | 98.4% | 2021-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |