The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27870. | oreka (oreka) | 58.85 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 27871. | Ken (adroit1133) | 58.85 | 95% | 2011-09-20 |
| 27872. | Singularity2023 (singularit... | 58.84 | 95% | 2023-07-11 |
| 27873. | Lucas (lukasyoi2) | 58.84 | 93% | 2022-04-12 |
| 27874. | Neil (neil298) | 58.84 | 95% | 2021-05-01 |
| 27875. | Vân (nhvha81) | 58.84 | 96% | 2011-12-01 |
| 27876. | Iutre (borand) | 58.83 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 27877. | Eduardo (elbodrogo1977) | 58.83 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 27878. | dave (commei) | 58.82 | 95% | 2023-06-26 |
| 27879. | Nick (nmatavka) | 58.82 | 96% | 2012-05-13 |
| 27880. | Brian (key_killer) | 58.82 | 96% | 2021-03-19 |
| 27881. | atzy (atzy) | 58.82 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 27882. | Pui (pui333) | 58.82 | 93% | 2013-06-07 |
| 27883. | Dmitry (evelon11) | 58.82 | 88% | 2013-08-30 |
| 27884. | Lanny (you_suck_man) | 58.82 | 96% | 2011-06-23 |
| 27885. | S (mstreck) | 58.82 | 91% | 2012-04-11 |
| 27886. | leo (enrage411) | 58.81 | 93% | 2015-02-25 |
| 27887. | Omer (omer_nukic) | 58.81 | 95% | 2021-12-13 |
| 27888. | Satheesh (satheesh) | 58.81 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 27889. | thien (soicon824) | 58.81 | — | 2010-01-04 |
| 27890. | potter (mrpotter) | 58.81 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 27891. | Taylor (tayl) | 58.80 | — | 2010-04-05 |
| 27892. | Lavell (adenda2) | 58.80 | 95% | 2014-04-04 |
| 27893. | Hieu Nhan (hieuunhan) | 58.80 | 96% | 2017-08-11 |
| 27894. | jordan (nycdjordn) | 58.80 | — | 2010-08-14 |
| 27895. | Er (erleyaney) | 58.80 | 96% | 2015-01-04 |
| 27896. | Duy (duyvl) | 58.80 | 97% | 2017-03-13 |
| 27897. | Ahmed (ahmedsoli) | 58.79 | 95% | 2022-12-01 |
| 27898. | Farih (mfarihm) | 58.79 | 95% | 2021-12-05 |
| 27899. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 58.79 | 98% | 2021-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |