I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25425. | Rushit (rushit) | 49.04 | 93% | 2016-06-16 |
| 25426. | Argy (argy3918) | 49.04 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 25427. | Cody (below_average_player) | 49.03 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 25428. | Christian (allen2021) | 49.03 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 25429. | funky (teletubbystan) | 49.03 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 25430. | Mark (mamochiro) | 49.03 | 95% | 2021-02-01 |
| 25431. | batbayar (winnerb43) | 49.02 | 91% | 2017-02-13 |
| 25432. | b0nus (stevenbonus) | 49.01 | 89% | 2015-05-21 |
| 25433. | Jack (axrl) | 49.01 | 94% | 2021-03-04 |
| 25434. | Leoinas (leoinas7) | 49.01 | 87% | 2016-11-06 |
| 25435. | bait (baitpabesa) | 49.01 | 90% | 2015-11-18 |
| 25436. | Ilya (nyankin) | 49.01 | 94% | 2015-12-20 |
| 25437. | Max (wacu) | 49.00 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 25438. | om (om0305) | 49.00 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 25439. | Koki (kohki) | 49.00 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 25440. | $uicide Leopard$ (arcenaux) | 49.00 | 93% | 2018-03-25 |
| 25441. | Ryshm (ryshm) | 48.99 | 95% | 2023-05-10 |
| 25442. | Mark (jmak35) | 48.99 | 94% | 2022-09-12 |
| 25443. | Jope (jope) | 48.99 | 93% | 2019-04-14 |
| 25444. | omar (omer0) | 48.99 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 25445. | Nighil (nighil) | 48.99 | 87% | 2017-04-10 |
| 25446. | dandy (wood_fired_pizza) | 48.97 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 25447. | Oxygen (oxygenthief) | 48.96 | 93% | 2019-10-06 |
| 25448. | GiraffeyTurtle (giraffeytur... | 48.96 | 95.3% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25449. | mzhang (data_m) | 48.96 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 25450. | claire (clairennd) | 48.96 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 25451. | Michal (mlvy2589) | 48.96 | 94% | 2021-04-02 |
| 25452. | Isaac (slowpokeilluminate) | 48.95 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 25453. | Dimicky (dimicky_lord) | 48.95 | 93.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 25454. | Yan (tzunyan) | 48.95 | 94.8% | 2023-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |