Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3399. | Jatin (jaikishanag1996) | 67.78 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 3400. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 67.77 | 98% | 2020-05-13 |
| 3401. | Tristan (yeking) | 67.77 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3402. | Allen (imachallenger) | 67.77 | 97% | 2019-04-16 |
| 3403. | Jett (bananaswillfall) | 67.77 | 95% | 2018-04-25 |
| 3404. | Andrzej (andrzejjjjj) | 67.75 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 3405. | MS (damanthc) | 67.75 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3406. | Case (sauceman6913) | 67.74 | 97% | 2018-10-02 |
| 3407. | kie (kieret25) | 67.73 | 95% | 2018-10-18 |
| 3408. | Lacey (xrumcajs) | 67.72 | 94% | 2019-02-20 |
| 3409. | Ramiei (elli_y) | 67.72 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3410. | Aayush (whocaresbruh) | 67.71 | 94% | 2020-11-28 |
| 3411. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 67.71 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
| 3412. | Pius (pi247) | 67.70 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 3413. | Joshua (kim456) | 67.69 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 3414. | Swag (gallusme) | 67.69 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
| 3415. | SpitaliaVI (benjy1232) | 67.68 | 95% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3416. | Omar (omarracer) | 67.68 | 95% | 2017-09-17 |
| 3417. | Angel (angtheavatar) | 67.67 | 97% | 2020-02-04 |
| 3418. | 12backvader (12backvader) | 67.66 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 3419. | Mat (mabernet) | 67.66 | 98% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3420. | omejeyo (omejeyo) | 67.65 | 95% | 2020-06-07 |
| 3421. | jimmy (jimmyfreeman) | 67.64 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 3422. | Ed (essencerato) | 67.64 | 99% | 2018-04-08 |
| 3423. | AweSam (awesam07) | 67.64 | 97% | 2020-08-14 |
| 3424. | Kevinnnzy (kevin06) | 67.62 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 3425. | tubolbol (calbotubol) | 67.61 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 3426. | Schnitzel (cthulhuai) | 67.60 | 95% | 2019-08-15 |
| 3427. | Bastion (verschlossen00) | 67.60 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 3428. | Ameerr (hysteris) | 67.59 | 95% | 2017-09-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |