So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17712. | swagfish (4thunion) | 72.07 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 17713. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 72.07 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 17714. | M (prasanna2991) | 72.07 | 96% | 2011-09-05 |
| 17715. | Vinay (spedman) | 72.06 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 17716. | HamsterSales (hamstersales) | 72.06 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 17717. | K (strongballs) | 72.06 | 97% | 2020-10-05 |
| 17718. | asdsfdg (asdfgdsf) | 72.06 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 17719. | harventhy (harventhy) | 72.06 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 17720. | Akshaasdfay (aksgula22) | 72.06 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 17721. | Alex (manithan) | 72.06 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 17722. | Vastiku (vastiku) | 72.05 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 17723. | Omar (omar_letaief) | 72.05 | 96% | 2021-05-09 |
| 17724. | Ian (ianlang123) | 72.05 | 95% | 2013-07-12 |
| 17725. | Lorenzo (_duplo_) | 72.05 | 93% | 2012-08-14 |
| 17726. | Kanden (kanden) | 72.05 | 92% | 2014-09-14 |
| 17727. | pawitz (pawitzmu) | 72.05 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 17728. | Allan (blueguy6123) | 72.04 | 89% | 2012-02-21 |
| 17729. | Olliert (olliert) | 72.04 | 97% | 2022-02-13 |
| 17730. | Warren (wjfleischer15) | 72.04 | 95% | 2023-03-01 |
| 17731. | Dominic (dominic1381) | 72.04 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 17732. | Sliceoflif3 (sliceoflif3) | 72.04 | 95% | 2021-03-08 |
| 17733. | Pias (piasroy) | 72.04 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 17734. | neutron (neutronfreak) | 72.04 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 17735. | Angel (angelrivera) | 72.03 | 96% | 2023-09-25 |
| 17736. | hamit (skinnypotato) | 72.03 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 17737. | mcdouble123 (mcdouble123) | 72.03 | 99% | 2022-05-03 |
| 17738. | S (suhaib_silwadi) | 72.03 | 97% | 2021-10-03 |
| 17739. | Eva (niejingtan) | 72.03 | 95% | 2017-01-03 |
| 17740. | path (path_) | 72.02 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 17741. | Mojumbo (mojumbo) | 72.02 | 98% | 2020-07-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |