And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33783. | jonathan (nelson) | 56.22 | — | 2008-11-12 |
| 33784. | Sp0iL (spoil) | 56.22 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 33785. | full (fullmoon) | 56.21 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 33786. | Rajesh (smartanand) | 56.21 | 91% | 2011-11-14 |
| 33787. | Mangal (mangal92) | 56.21 | 90% | 2015-10-29 |
| 33788. | Ryan (bluesquirrel) | 56.21 | 94% | 2019-12-30 |
| 33789. | sans (freefaced) | 56.21 | 96% | 2023-06-01 |
| 33790. | pddddd (pddddd) | 56.20 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 33791. | Al Musal (almusal) | 56.20 | 94% | 2013-02-15 |
| 33792. | Haris (harisohk) | 56.20 | 95% | 2017-06-23 |
| 33793. | sushila (sushilaraj4@gmail.... | 56.20 | 97% | 2013-02-15 |
| 33794. | himansh.u7 (mou5etrap) | 56.20 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 33795. | Marko (kosmar) | 56.20 | — | 2009-01-21 |
| 33796. | shanmu (shanmu95) | 56.20 | 96% | 2017-06-27 |
| 33797. | tan (tanminhtrinh) | 56.20 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 33798. | John (bak9gs) | 56.20 | 96% | 2018-12-04 |
| 33799. | John (thejohnwick) | 56.19 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 33800. | Kroc (kroc) | 56.19 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 33801. | Vlad (toster777) | 56.19 | 96% | 2021-05-17 |
| 33802. | omkar (omkarsl) | 56.19 | 95% | 2022-08-11 |
| 33803. | ⚽⚡⚽⚡: (jwdarshad) | 56.19 | 96% | 2016-05-10 |
| 33804. | Oliver (oliver845) | 56.19 | 94.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 33805. | ali (alianggie) | 56.18 | 96% | 2022-09-10 |
| 33806. | Toby (tobski55) | 56.18 | 95% | 2021-09-28 |
| 33807. | amr (blackmailer) | 56.18 | 94% | 2015-11-10 |
| 33808. | Anda (dama) | 56.18 | 92% | 2013-09-15 |
| 33809. | krishna (krishna123sharma@g... | 56.18 | — | 2009-09-14 |
| 33810. | Andreas (andreas) | 56.18 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 33811. | Andrei (mightbeinsaneforever) | 56.17 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 33812. | Kim (psybaba) | 56.17 | 96% | 2014-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |