So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27969. | chonthicha (bowling) | 56.28 | — | 2009-03-06 |
| 27970. | Bong (bongchik) | 56.28 | 98% | 2012-08-18 |
| 27971. | Brett (alrightbro) | 56.28 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 27972. | Prabhav (hikachu__) | 56.27 | 99% | 2022-05-10 |
| 27973. | lucas (lucas757) | 56.27 | 93% | 2014-11-11 |
| 27974. | Alex (byobcello) | 56.27 | 95% | 2012-03-18 |
| 27975. | raymund (raymund_jerk) | 56.27 | 91% | 2011-11-07 |
| 27976. | joshua (madara_mandar) | 56.27 | 93% | 2012-09-05 |
| 27977. | haileycan (haileycan) | 56.26 | 91% | 2015-04-25 |
| 27978. | Nishit (nishit130) | 56.26 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 27979. | AatmikaDixit (gogo31) | 56.26 | 96% | 2022-09-26 |
| 27980. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 56.26 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 27981. | Xeno (xenofiend) | 56.26 | 97% | 2011-08-15 |
| 27982. | UenX (uenx) | 56.26 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 27983. | sharon (fifilacook) | 56.26 | — | 2009-03-28 |
| 27984. | Bethany (bethanyhicks) | 56.26 | 94% | 2012-08-29 |
| 27985. | Oktay (oktaykalfa) | 56.25 | — | 2009-11-28 |
| 27986. | Cang (babal) | 56.25 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 27987. | Rhetorik (mad6amer) | 56.25 | 92% | 2014-03-11 |
| 27988. | Arizky (wec_student) | 56.25 | 95% | 2012-09-19 |
| 27989. | Joel (joeltype) | 56.25 | 94% | 2016-09-01 |
| 27990. | Major Major Major Major (j_63) | 56.25 | 99% | 2013-10-24 |
| 27991. | Andy (andy3j) | 56.24 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 27992. | Nitin (nitin25) | 56.24 | 98% | 2022-11-28 |
| 27993. | FruityCigar (fruitycigar) | 56.24 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
| 27994. | thanawat (petit0001) | 56.24 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 27995. | A4 (hobodude24) | 56.24 | 87% | 2014-06-07 |
| 27996. | Nini (n_leigh) | 56.24 | 96% | 2020-11-19 |
| 27997. | Jimbo (doa_jimbo) | 56.23 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 27998. | Divan (divance) | 56.23 | 96% | 2023-05-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |