As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7962. | fastpotion (fastpotion) | 88.07 | 97% | 2024-02-23 |
7963. | Leandro (darklbp) | 88.07 | 95% | 2017-02-27 |
7964. | ahujet (ahujet) | 88.07 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
7965. | Pops (pops_1233) | 88.06 | 97.6% | 2023-11-16 |
7966. | Jonah (jonahwho) | 88.06 | 98% | 2022-10-24 |
7967. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 88.06 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
7968. | Spark (sparkdedog) | 88.06 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
7969. | Engr Ghulam (abbas12) | 88.06 | 96% | 2015-10-03 |
7970. | Fh58k (fh58k) | 88.05 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
7971. | Enmanuel (konfle) | 88.04 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
7972. | Thanasis (bernard123123) | 88.04 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
7973. | Romi (romino) | 88.04 | 98% | 2022-09-05 |
7974. | (caprices) | 88.03 | 98% | 2025-03-13 |
7975. | King (kingcorgi) | 88.03 | 99% | 2022-07-05 |
7976. | Scott (a_simple_educator) | 88.03 | 99% | 2021-10-13 |
7977. | Mike Sucks (wuhan_clan) | 88.03 | 98% | 2017-01-23 |
7978. | Archie (rchieallen) | 88.02 | 97% | 2022-08-18 |
7979. | fischld (tokiwa) | 88.02 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
7980. | lol (oknoted) | 88.02 | 98% | 2024-11-06 |
7981. | rainbowdash (ranebowdash) | 88.02 | 98% | 2016-09-06 |
7982. | jiaxing (jiaxingb) | 88.01 | 95% | 2023-05-17 |
7983. | dilectus (dilectus) | 88.01 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
7984. | Julian (misterjulianbean) | 88.01 | 98% | 2021-06-03 |
7985. | CM (xilasirc) | 88.01 | 98% | 2020-08-02 |
7986. | Carl (tjdajm) | 88.01 | 90% | 2016-04-25 |
7987. | peench (gozaimasu) | 88.00 | 92% | 2015-05-28 |
7988. | @dudiellon (dudiellon) | 88.00 | 95% | 2015-08-09 |
7989. | Famesh (fampatel) | 87.99 | 97% | 2020-05-12 |
7990. | Fritzchen (fritzchen) | 87.98 | 96.8% | 2025-02-07 |
7991. | Connor (c42855) | 87.98 | 98% | 2018-12-25 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |