As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10765. | Maros (wlkvr) | 81.17 | 98% | 2017-09-09 |
| 10766. | Jan (restic) | 81.17 | 96% | 2016-09-18 |
| 10767. | Vy (dinhtuvy) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 10768. | Mike (profoundamurai) | 81.16 | 97% | 2020-01-03 |
| 10769. | PianoRadek (piano_radek) | 81.16 | 96.3% | 2023-11-01 |
| 10770. | Young (a7ive) | 81.16 | 98% | 2021-03-08 |
| 10771. | covertblue (covertblue) | 81.15 | 99% | 2020-07-26 |
| 10772. | Ben (foereaper4k) | 81.15 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 10773. | Lemuel (camo341) | 81.15 | 96% | 2016-02-18 |
| 10774. | smartisfun (smartisfun) | 81.15 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 10775. | Callisto (dpi24) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 10776. | IntangiblePri (intangible_pri) | 81.15 | 97% | 2021-08-19 |
| 10777. | Hovari (hovari) | 81.15 | 95% | 2022-08-23 |
| 10778. | gc (smi_le) | 81.15 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 10779. | Dmitry (___username___) | 81.15 | 93% | 2016-10-03 |
| 10780. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 81.15 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 10781. | Ikenna (odogwu) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 10782. | Turree (turree) | 81.14 | 97% | 2022-08-13 |
| 10783. | tino (tinooooo) | 81.14 | 96% | 2021-01-21 |
| 10784. | Devin (shazamapajama) | 81.14 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 10785. | Ban (ban_) | 81.13 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 10786. | god (god_is_here) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-11-08 |
| 10787. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 81.12 | 97% | 2020-05-31 |
| 10788. | Aditya (adi1ya) | 81.12 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10789. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 81.12 | 95% | 2021-12-28 |
| 10790. | David (vicksdawg) | 81.12 | 92% | 2016-05-26 |
| 10791. | Brett (go271) | 81.12 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 10792. | Accelerating (shuzuku) | 81.11 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 10793. | Morils (morils) | 81.11 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 10794. | Darko (midnight02) | 81.11 | 93% | 2020-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |