As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25518. | ManBear (manbrpg512) | 45.35 | 95% | 2022-05-14 |
| 25519. | Eli (eiervonsatan) | 45.35 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 25520. | Alexander (flaxplaxtypes) | 45.34 | 93% | 2020-08-18 |
| 25521. | Jax (jax_steph) | 45.34 | 95% | 2020-05-12 |
| 25522. | khalil (khalilfa) | 45.34 | 94% | 2021-09-17 |
| 25523. | Peter (anonpc) | 45.34 | 91% | 2015-12-29 |
| 25524. | Abdulrahman (abdulrahmanal_... | 45.33 | 92% | 2023-02-28 |
| 25525. | Shiro (fubukiiii) | 45.33 | 94% | 2022-02-01 |
| 25526. | David (barrard) | 45.33 | 94% | 2020-10-16 |
| 25527. | AYDONIS (aydonis) | 45.32 | 96.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 25528. | metaphys (metaphys) | 45.31 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 25529. | Do Hoang Viet (hviet78) | 45.29 | 96% | 2023-08-28 |
| 25530. | QiQi (qiqi13) | 45.29 | 94% | 2015-06-07 |
| 25531. | Swetaketu (swetaketu51) | 45.28 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 25532. | Wynn (wynn_liaw) | 45.28 | 96% | 2020-11-16 |
| 25533. | Sahil (shahildhakre) | 45.28 | 96% | 2022-02-28 |
| 25534. | zalalala (zalalala) | 45.27 | 93.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 25535. | Odik Aditya (odik_aditya) | 45.27 | 91% | 2016-05-03 |
| 25536. | Fabian (fr628370) | 45.26 | 94% | 2023-04-15 |
| 25537. | Hulksmash99 (loldunker) | 45.25 | 93% | 2020-01-22 |
| 25538. | iseecats (iseecats) | 45.24 | 96% | 2018-12-27 |
| 25539. | zamd (adzhamd) | 45.24 | 94% | 2015-11-06 |
| 25540. | eddie (eddie_coder) | 45.23 | 94% | 2021-05-26 |
| 25541. | Ibrahim (ibrahim_0205) | 45.23 | 96% | 2022-12-04 |
| 25542. | Baha (kingpro6561) | 45.23 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 25543. | direw (direw) | 45.23 | 94% | 2021-05-21 |
| 25544. | Abanob (pepokamal) | 45.23 | 90% | 2016-01-13 |
| 25545. | Homieboy (abcjohnabdjohn) | 45.22 | 97.5% | 2021-03-01 |
| 25546. | Alzhan (alzhan19) | 45.22 | 94% | 2022-11-12 |
| 25547. | geinjutsu (givitt0m3) | 45.22 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |