There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation?
—from Catch-22, a book by Joseph Heller
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1498. | _ (bettersins) | 89.29 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 1499. | mart9n (mart9n) | 89.29 | 99% | 2019-10-21 |
| 1500. | Rubin (rrubinski) | 89.27 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
| 1501. | Pew (prettypls) | 89.25 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 1502. | XrXr (xrxr) | 89.24 | 98% | 2018-01-11 |
| 1503. | KIMMM (meowkimi) | 89.22 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 1504. | Diego (ihyy) | 89.21 | 98% | 2019-06-14 |
| 1505. | son_of_tele (son_of_tele) | 89.20 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 1506. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 89.20 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1507. | Cristina (mcruscito) | 89.19 | 97% | 2018-12-06 |
| 1508. | george (doctoras) | 89.19 | 98% | 2017-01-30 |
| 1509. | ahmad (reasonistian) | 89.19 | 98% | 2020-05-23 |
| 1510. | Jerrin (btzombie) | 89.17 | 98% | 2018-11-22 |
| 1511. | Gabe (dyrozang) | 89.16 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| 1512. | might quit cause (theyellow... | 89.16 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 1513. | Ian (cacapizon) | 89.15 | 88% | 2016-12-07 |
| 1514. | Octo (octophobia) | 89.11 | 97% | 2020-09-18 |
| 1515. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 89.11 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| 1516. | Andreas Vida (johnbonham) | 89.10 | 95% | 2016-12-23 |
| 1517. | David (kandar4) | 89.10 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
| 1518. | (jyinnonquit) | 89.10 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| 1519. | FingerKing (dirtydeetz) | 89.09 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 1520. | Aleph (mechanicaltesting) | 89.09 | 96% | 2018-02-07 |
| 1521. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 89.08 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 1522. | Said (surrenderordie) | 89.06 | 97% | 2017-03-09 |
| 1523. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 89.06 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 1524. | shooz12 (shooz12) | 89.05 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 1525. | yah-yeet (dingdong768) | 89.05 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 1526. | Eder (edertyper) | 89.05 | 99% | 2017-06-05 |
| 1527. | Steven (chillster) | 89.04 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 11,676 | 76.15 | November 11, 2016 |
| Long Texts | 368 | 57.67 | January 1, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 54.45 | March 29, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 79.35 | October 31, 2017 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 82.13 | August 31, 2021 |