As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2862. | Miki (frenkthetenk) | 106.64 | 99% | 2019-09-20 |
| 2863. | Ryosuke (saryou) | 106.63 | 97% | 2015-12-25 |
| 2864. | the (thababy) | 106.62 | 98.5% | 2023-12-28 |
| 2865. | T (heyteeee) | 106.62 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 2866. | Glacier (glacier_nt) | 106.61 | 98% | 2022-11-12 |
| 2867. | splatt (splatt0407) | 106.61 | 99% | 2023-06-16 |
| 2868. | Steven (xuqc01) | 106.61 | 98% | 2020-01-03 |
| 2869. | lassiS (latez) | 106.61 | 94% | 2016-03-27 |
| 2870. | willmtx (willmtx) | 106.61 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 2871. | DraMaTiK (dr_amatik) | 106.61 | 95% | 2016-09-09 |
| 2872. | Fabian (fabiangomez) | 106.60 | 99.1% | 2024-04-01 |
| 2873. | Christian (cslarsenhhkb) | 106.60 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| 2874. | not a nonquit anymore :( (n... | 106.58 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| 2875. | Kyle (itskxlez) | 106.58 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 2876. | Baslay (baslay) | 106.57 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 2877. | throw (bomnom) | 106.57 | 98% | 2021-07-24 |
| 2878. | dick (pools2) | 106.56 | 97% | 2024-05-17 |
| 2879. | Octo (octophobia) | 106.56 | 98% | 2020-03-11 |
| 2880. | Vasco (vascof) | 106.55 | 96% | 2016-04-23 |
| 2881. | 舞龙等于春节 (ethan_k) | 106.55 | 98% | 2023-04-30 |
| 2882. | Boris (redsnake07) | 106.55 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 2883. | Diego (divarela) | 106.54 | 98% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2884. | Steven (chillster) | 106.52 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 2885. | ~ Phantom ~ (phantomking) | 106.52 | 94% | 2015-11-11 |
| 2886. | Ben (person132) | 106.51 | 100% | 2023-02-08 |
| 2887. | Jake (drjakeman) | 106.50 | 97.2% | 2024-03-11 |
| 2888. | Tien (thetientran) | 106.49 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 2889. | Andrew (awand0806) | 106.49 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 2890. | Kris (disarray) | 106.49 | 92% | 2015-11-09 |
| 2891. | Type like never before! (re... | 106.48 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |