I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4925. | David (daventador44) | 99.73 | 99% | 2021-01-29 |
| 4926. | Adlin (adlin_typer18) | 99.73 | 99% | 2022-05-14 |
| 4927. | therobbed (therobbed) | 99.73 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 4928. | player (writer35) | 99.73 | 96.8% | 2024-03-23 |
| 4929. | dever (deverart) | 99.73 | 96.9% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4930. | Nuts (sumguy69) | 99.72 | 96% | 2021-09-07 |
| 4931. | chris (chhreess) | 99.72 | 98% | 2023-07-23 |
| 4932. | Kit Bomber (silenceinlaughter) | 99.72 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 4933. | তন্ময় (tjim02) | 99.72 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 4934. | Kevin (123kevinlee) | 99.72 | 97.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 4935. | Pratham (pro_grammer123) | 99.71 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 4936. | Mirko (solidsnake) | 99.71 | 95% | 2016-12-06 |
| 4937. | Rdmm (rdmm) | 99.70 | 98.7% | 2025-02-22 |
| 4938. | free 21 savage (acholo) | 99.70 | 98% | 2020-09-13 |
| 4939. | Gledi (superstronghold) | 99.70 | 97% | 2016-01-10 |
| 4940. | Saiya (zenger23) | 99.69 | 99% | 2021-03-12 |
| 4941. | Vinh (vista32493) | 99.68 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 4942. | Vanessa (abetterplace) | 99.68 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 4943. | teh (tehvoid256) | 99.68 | 97% | 2020-09-10 |
| 4944. | Octo (octophobia) | 99.68 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4945. | xavier (xxavier) | 99.67 | 98.5% | 2024-10-07 |
| 4946. | Radu (radu9501) | 99.66 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 4947. | delete (21037102912937) | 99.65 | 98% | 2025-04-19 |
| 4948. | Nic (scylla1) | 99.65 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 4949. | wyss (wyss) | 99.65 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 4950. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 99.64 | 98.3% | 2024-08-19 |
| 4951. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 99.64 | 99% | 2021-02-12 |
| 4952. | GeneralCuddles (taelfael) | 99.63 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 4953. | Modesta (modestaapje) | 99.63 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 4954. | jangar (dvorjack) | 99.62 | 99% | 2023-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |